LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[gemuinemanagement]

[...

Slowly raises his hand like he's in class.]

[rugpull]

Yeah, you, the tall knight nerd in yellow. What's up?

[doublefried]

Do you just want money? I can just give you money.

[rugpull]

He saw right through me.

[teethandambitionsbared]

[ FURRY EARS: SPOTTED ]

Is this a new thing? Pep askin' for tips for this?

[rugpull]

No idea! And not relevant! This is a change if it is new and we're all gonna get use to it!

Pay! Pep! For! Revivals! [clapping hands]

Say it with me, ya puddle of man. Pay Pep!

[owlseeyouinhell]

[Glances down at him]

[rugpull]

Ya got something t'say or are ya just enjoying looming?

[morelikefakespeareamirite]

What counts as a generous tip?

[rugpull]

A solid thousand!

[identitypolitics]

[ NODDING ENCOURAGINGLY GIVE THIS LAD YOUR DOLLAS ]

Listen to the enterprising young man.

[rugpull]

S'fair! And balanced! The two things ya want business t'be!

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Raises his hand]

[rugpull]

Yeah, you? Lil' nerd in the back.

[worldlyafflictions]

[Brushes a tear from his eye]

[rugpull]

[drapes on]

Ya proud of me, bubblegum?

1/

[at_heart]

[ oh cool, we've got more ears on non-Wild City units, ugh ]

[at_heart]

[ w/e, this is fine ]

—Yeah, don't worry, we know.

[ Apparently not everyone knows, but he was definitely informed! ]

sIV's the same way, more or less. When it happens in a game, they fix us up free of charge; if it happens on our own time, we pay them for their services.

[thisismagrave]

[Oh hey.]

[He's here. With magneta eyes and pointed ears and a bunch of scars and eyebags and being Shorter.]

....you can get a lot of money for things like that. [He's been given hush money before.]

Hi, you're new. I'm guessing everyone gave you the rundown?

[rugpull]

Are you that tall clown I met before? Huh. Hi. Yeah, m'new.

[time5kip]

And what would be these "death games we just wanna do"?

[rugpull]

Some people do duels to the death or something? I dunno, it came up when I arrived and got told I'm gonna be able to revive the dead like a necormancer and if m'doing the darkest of arts cuz people are doing recreational murders I want some dough for it.

[bluediligence]

[ ALARMED POOFY PIGEON WINGS ]

Th, that actually happens?!

[rugpull]

Apparently.

Calm yer tail feathers ain't no one getting slain right now.

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ A fox boy appears! ]

'Welcome to Tokyo-F, Shandy-san. ♪

Rather, I am sorry that you are here, but you are well-met nonetheless. I am no clown- I am a knight after all. But I do appreciate the help and hard work your unit offers. So please allow me to make a small donation regardless. And I would ask for you to perhaps keep someone else in mind for me.

[rugpull]

Sure sure! Whose tab ya paying here?

[bondsofsuffering]

It was bound to happen sooner or later... But I've got the same policy when it comes to healing, so I can't argue with that.

[rugpull]

Oh, yer the team that helps glue all the wounds shut! Hey!

[threatmewted]

Uhhhh. Duh?

As much as I'd like to say "don't tell me people actually do that," it's way too believable.

[rugpull]

Look I gotta do a live somehow, alright?

And yeah apparently its a thing that's happened so might as well yell NOW.

[warningbells]

@LAVA: Pinging Administrator Shandy with 32 bytes of data.

[rugpull]

Oh! Lava, what's up?

[forgottenmercy]

Ah, hopefully it will not happen too often while you are here...

[rugpull]

Better not but when it does I want compensation!