LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[rugpull]

Nice to meet ya too! Thanks for coming to my live~

1/

[at_heart]

You're welcome. [ Wry. ] Hey, let me help you out a little more.

COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

[ Snapping a photo of you with his phone. ♥ ]

There you go! An extra live. More points.

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[rugpull]

Every little bit helps....!

[toothy grin!!]

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

That's the spirit. Big cross-unit lives are where the real points're at, anyway. Ideally you've got someone from every unit hosting, and you're hitting the monthly theme. This one's 'risk' and/or 'reward'. In this case, you could say we're 'risking' the... discipline.

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[rugpull]

Getting help seems like a lotta effort but I guess points are worth it...

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

Sorry. The easiest points you're gonna earn are gonna be counter-living someone else's big joint live. Show up late with coffee and take a poll.

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[rugpull]

Polls do seem really easy at least. Not a bad idea.

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

We've all got one low-effort option, at least, I think. Though which one's which is probably gonna depend on who you ask.

[ Just. Remembering some Disagreements on avante. ]

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[rugpull]

Which live is the best one?

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

Of Pep's? Or like, overall?

[ A tiny bit amused. ]

I don't know all the options off the top of my head... avante's got a 'feast' option, though, and that's fun.

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[rugpull]

[tail waggies]

There's an EATING live?

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

[ urk ] [ Pushing out a sigh that probably sounds kind of irritated, he brings a hand up to drag down his face, then just leaves it over his eyes. ]

—Kind of? The live's for gathering people to feast, so...

[ Technically it's a live for other people to eat? ]

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[rugpull]

I wanna attend that sorta live....!!!

Re: COUNTERLIVE: Photography

[at_heart]

Yeah? Well, they'll be glad to have you. The more people that show up from different units, the more points for everyone.