LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[teethandambitionsbared]

I guess that's kinda the reality of bein' on your team, huh? You could have to ressurect someone tomorrow.

[rugpull]

I guess I better buy those powers soon...

[teethandambitionsbared]

You're havin' people tip you for a service you can't even offer yet?

[rugpull]

I gotta raise the funds for it! And I did! So good job to me! I should be praised!

[teethandambitionsbared]

That's......


Okay, that's smart. I gotta say.

[rugpull]

M'quality.

So hey. Someone said ya may be someone who is actually suppose t'have ears and not like. A corruption? Everyone keeps thinking my tail and ears are uh. Demonic or. Something weird?

Are you one of those Corrupted people too or just a normal beastman?

[teethandambitionsbared]

[ his ears perk! and his tail flicks with interest ]

These ain't corruptions, no. I got here with them and I don't remember jack.

You're a beastman too, then?

[rugpull]

Yeah and people keep thinking they mean I'm demony or something instead and m'getting real sick of it.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Right? I had a bunch of people askin' me too. And it doesn't help Wild City people can turn into actual animals.

[rugpull]

Like animal animals? That's so weird...

[teethandambitionsbared]

Yeah. Animal animals runnin' around and stuff, on top of the ears.

It's real weird and I'm kinda jealous.

[rugpull]

Y'wanna be a lion lion?

[teethandambitionsbared]

Why not? Lions're cool.

[rugpull]

They're alright, gotta admit they are pretty cool. But hyenas are cooler.

[teethandambitionsbared]

In what world are hyenas cooler than lions?

[rugpull]

We got stronger bites.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Lions got bigger claws. And they're bigger in general. Fight between a lion and a hyena and the lion wins 100% of the time.

[rugpull]

I dunno about that. Hyenas are hard t'catch since they're smaller!

[teethandambitionsbared]

Runnin' away from a fight doesn't count as winning.

[rugpull]

Slow lazy lions can't count it as a win either.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Who says lions're lazy? They could hunt down a hyena no problem.

[rugpull]

Guess ya did~ come all this way to find me.

[teethandambitionsbared]

.. mostly 'cause of your ears, I'm gonna be honest.

[rugpull]

For a fee you can pat 'em.

[teethandambitionsbared]

I can pet my own ears if I wanna pet furry ears.