LECTURE LIVE

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Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[gemuinemanagement]

Hades is
He offered to help me with my first live and said all kinds of nice things to me when I arrived

[Gives good hugs too.]

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Man.

You got a good deal!

[gemuinemanagement]

Is your unit not as nice?

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. . .

Uh.

Well I think the pink one is kinda broken.

[gemuinemanagement]

Like the kind of broken where you get a sensitIV or

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Maybe dead inside in the fee fees.

[gemuinemanagement]

Oh
I don't know if you can do anything about that
But if I see him I'll be extra nice to him

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I bet he'd hate that! Do it!

[gemuinemanagement]

[Thumbs up! Operation Be Nice To Pink is go.]

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Yer the best.

[gemuinemanagement]

I don't know about that

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Yer one of my favs so far!

[gemuinemanagement]

I'll try not to disappoint you too much

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Have some confidence!

[gemuinemanagement]

[...just looks baffled at the entire concept.]

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That bad off, huh?

[gemuinemanagement]

A little bit

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..............wanna go get snacks?

[gemuinemanagement]

That sounds great actually

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Awesome! I been told about lotsa places!

[gemuinemanagement]

What did you have in mind
I'm not picky

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Huh maybe a conbini?

[gemuinemanagement]

Oh, I like those

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You know where it is?

[gemuinemanagement]

I think there's a map on our phones