LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[gemuinemanagement]

What does that even mean

[rugpull]

Like yer a baby they wanna protect.

[when you're describing Moe without knowing the word Moe]

[gemuinemanagement]

I'm not any more a baby than you are

[neither of them know what moe is]

[rugpull]

Don't get cocky just cuz yer taller and handsomer than me! Ya can still be a baby!

[gemuinemanagement]

[


Turning BRIGHT red.]

Handsome???

[rugpull]

[slaps on the back]

Yeah, so use it to yer benefit. A good face is a good money maker.

[gemuinemanagement]

I don't believe you
Should I take you to sIV
Maybe something's wrong with your eyes??

[rugpull]

Why would I lie? Ain't a huge deal here though, lotsa people here are good looking. So the playing field is pretty level.

[gemuinemanagement]

Even if that's true
No one's said anything like that about me before

[And he just said it so casually??]

[rugpull]

Huh?

Well.

Congrats, yer hot. Do something with it if ya want.

[gemuinemanagement]

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Thank you

[rugpull]

[laughs and grabs more snacks, munching]

[gemuinemanagement]

You're also handsome
Just so you know
You probably already know

[rugpull]

More cute than handsome. But I know!

If ya compliment enough maybe I'll letcha pet my ears.

[gemuinemanagement]

[oh... ears....]

Both cute and handsome
And your ears look very soft
I'm sure they're nice to pet

[rugpull]

They're crazy soft. Look forward to it.

[gemuinemanagement]

Does it feel nice to be pet?

[rugpull]

...I dunno yet. Huh.

[gemuinemanagement]

I guess that wouldn't be something you'd automatically know




Can I pet them

[rugpull]

Mmmmmmmm........






Okay.

[gemuinemanagement]

[Gently, lightly pets one of those soft and fluffy ears.]

[rugpull]

[they are actually very soft

anyway hyenas can purr]

[gemuinemanagement]

[holy shit that's SO cute

gives him little scritches behind the ear]

[rugpull]

Ah tha's nice...

[gemuinemanagement]

[Scritch pet scritch. Going to continue until he's told to stop, probably.]