LECTURE LIVE

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Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

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Tall clown?

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Yep.

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Not much changed then!

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Changed from what? I've never met you before!

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Uh huh.

Well hi I'm Shandy.

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If you have something to tell me, just be straight forward. What, were you on the program I was guest starring? I heard memories can get weird there.

I'm Rufous.

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So what ya do for fun here, Rufous?

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What?

[What is doing things for fun, what is people asking what I think is fun????]

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How do ya spend yer time.

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Training.

Cleaning.



Sometimes reading.

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Do ya hate it cuz ya look kinda miserable about it.

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No. Why would I hate it?

[No, he's miserable because of the instinctive fear that if he admits he likes ANYTHING, it will be taken away or used as a weapon against him.]

[Though reading is the only thing he Actually Likes.]

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Yer face was all bleh.

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Its just my face.

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Sorry about yer face.

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I'm sorry about your face.

[Listen]

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[laughing]

Then we're even!

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[He rolls his eyes.]

So, how is the Live going? Are people actually just giving you points?

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Course they are.

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...people here really are generous.

[Its still So Weird.]

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Is it really that shocking? We make them live again, they oughta be generous to us.

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I'm not sure its solely that motivated.

[Because he didn't even charge the hush money, Caeli just gave it to him.]

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Well reasons don't matter still got paid!

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Make sure you get your abilities. They're really helpful on the not dying yourself front.