LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[rugpull]

If ya got a place to sleep and food to eat not too much to complain about.

[heavyliesthecrown]

I imagine that Pep! Pep! has helped fill you in on this place, too.

[rugpull]

We do necromancy.

[nods]

[heavyliesthecrown]

Well, the fact that you are advertising this sort of thing means you're probably already aware of the nature of games.

Your unit pairs up rather nicely with sensitIV though.

[rugpull]

I guess so? I ain't met many of 'em yet.

[heavyliesthecrown]

They are a rather kind unit. Though their clothing style is unfortunate. Sooner or later you shall cross paths with them.

[rugpull]

Oh yeah their style is a little babyish ain't it?

[heavyliesthecrown]

In a sort of creepy way.

[rugpull]

Could be worse. But not for me.

[heavyliesthecrown]

How do you feel about your own unit's aethetic?

[rugpull]

I don't hate it I guess? Not excited about it either.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Traditional school wear. At least, depending on what you buy, it can look sharp. Some outfits, I believe, can be quite professional in appearance.

[rugpull]

Are ya stealth bragging?

[heavyliesthecrown]

It was sincere. But in my biased upon, I believe my own unit possesses the superior aethetic among the twelve.

[rugpull]

Seems a lil' stuffy and hard t'move in. Not really practical.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Fufu... it is my work uniform back home, so I suppose I am accustomed to it.

[rugpull]

Seems kinda awkward t'me but I guess it works. And people do like that sorta look.

[heavyliesthecrown]

It is easier to move around in than you might think. But I was raised to dress a particular way, so I suppose it is what I know best. My cousin also complains that he believes it is too stuffy.

[rugpull]

Y'trade clothes?