LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[rugpull]

Fight the man.

[worldlyafflictions]

Eh, I've stuck with it this long, it's almost cozy.

[rugpull]

Yer so dead inside.

[worldlyafflictions]

I prefer ta call it acceptance 'n tranquility.

[rugpull]

I've known ya less than a week and have Concerns.

[worldlyafflictions]

...

Don't worry so much.

[rugpull]

[flicks in the forehead]

[worldlyafflictions]

Pfhaha--ow! I'm just sayin'!

[rugpull]

[doing it more FLICK FLICK FLICK]

[worldlyafflictions]

[ow block block]

Is this what concern feels like

[rugpull]

[tries to kick the legs out from under him]

[worldlyafflictions]

Awawah [scooting out of range] our love can't grow like this!

[rugpull]

Too bad! Guess we're doomed.