LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[bondsofsuffering]

Unfortunately. Besides that, if there's a "guest unit event," that's when murders outside of games tend to run high too. Since they bring in guest units on a temporary basis, it seems some of them decide to do whatever they want since there won't be long term consequences for it.

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Oh.

Oh wow.

[bondsofsuffering]

Yeeeeeah... that one really sucks.

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I'll bite 'em.

[bondsofsuffering]

A service to us all!

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So ya said yer Izanagi, right?

[bondsofsuffering]

Yes?

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What the heck do people do when not murdering each other here, Izanagi?

[bondsofsuffering]

Get hobbies, make friends, throw giant Lives with said friends as an excuse to have fun and earn points.

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I misheard as sad friends for a second and that didn't feel weird to me.

[bondsofsuffering]

...

That's a little...

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Look I met a dozen people here and some of 'em broken people.

[bondsofsuffering]

This place does love its drama, so it wouldn't be a shocker if you're in for some traumatic memories.

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Me? Naw! I ain't got any of that!

[bondsofsuffering]

Ahhh, well... good luck.

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...no confidence in me? REALLY?

[bondsofsuffering]

More like, no confidence in the Producers?

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I could have a wonderful life they took me from.

[bondsofsuffering]

Fingers crossed!

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Geez...

[bondsofsuffering]

I'm seriously not exaggerating when I say most of the people here have had it rough.

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I noticed from all the depressed sad sacks.

[bondsofsuffering]

We've all got to cope with the endless cycle of pain, death, and revival somehow.

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...I want more food now t'cope.

[bondsofsuffering]

Ah, I can do that for you! How about some snacks and extra points for everyone sound?