LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

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What ya do?

[gemuinemanagement]

Went into a forest I knew was haunted

[rugpull]

What's weird about that? Lotsa places are haunted. Kinda hard t'avoid.

[gemuinemanagement]

Not like this
My friend who went in to rescue me nearly died because of it

[rugpull]

What kinda wild ghosts ya got??

[gemuinemanagement]

Ones that specifically murder children

[rugpull]

...ghosts do that?

[gemuinemanagement]

[Nods. They sure do and it sucks.]

[rugpull]

Sounds kinda absurd t'me but maybe yer neck of the woods got wilder ghosts.

[gemuinemanagement]

I hope your home is safer
I wouldn't wish that on anyone

[rugpull]

I'd hope not many wish for dead kids.

[gemuinemanagement]

The usual problem I run into is people not believing in ghosts
'Ghosts are real but not dangerous' is a new one for me

[rugpull]

Of course ghosts are real??? But I mean a person can just fight a ghost s'fine.

[gemuinemanagement]

Really??
That doesn't work where I'm from

[rugpull]

Just fight a ghost its fine.

[gemuinemanagement]

I would call that clown behavior except you can't be a clown once you're dead
Normally

[rugpull]

Beatin' a ghost ain't so hard....I think?

[gemuinemanagement]

I mean
I died defending someone from a ghost
So it's clearly not that EASY

[rugpull]

Yer dead?

[gemuinemanagement]

[A nod. He died, it sucked, he tries not to think about it too hard.]

[rugpull]

That why you were in hell?

[gemuinemanagement]

Probably
I don't know how long I've been in Hell
I try not to think about it

[rugpull]

That's rough, buddy.

[gemuinemanagement]

Thanks
So like I said, it's not that much better than amnesia

[rugpull]

Bummer about yer death.

[shoulder pat]