LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[identitypolitics]

Good attitude. Honestly, I think it'll put Pajko's mind at ease that you're kind of a self-starter.

[rugpull]

Y'mean ol' bubblegum depression man?

[identitypolitics]

That's the guy—that's just my nickname for him.

Poor guy's been here the longest, so he's had to deal with a lot.

[rugpull]

Yeah he's got emotional damage.

[identitypolitics]

Admittedly it's a little hard to avoid around here but we will not make you discuss the emotional damage.

[rugpull]

Sounds good to me!

[identitypolitics]

It'll be a pleasure to continue working with you, sir.