LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[gemuinemanagement]

I think that one's Alcheme
Alchememe?
Something like that

[rugpull]

Me me or Meme?

[gemuinemanagement]

Me me? I think???

[rugpull]

I'll ask one of 'em sometime.

[gemuinemanagement]

I'm sure anyone who can say it remembers the pronunciation better than I do

[rugpull]

Why can't ya speak?

[gemuinemanagement]

Cursed
It's been a long time so I'm used to it

[rugpull]

...that can happen?

[gemuinemanagement]

Ghosts again
I get the feeling they're a lot different where I'm from

[rugpull]

Yeah cuz I ain't scared of 'em at all...

[gemuinemanagement]

I'm a little jealous, honestly

[rugpull]

It'd be weird if ya weren't.

[gemuinemanagement]

At least it doesn't seem like we have to deal with them here
And even if we did they couldn't cause permanent problems

[rugpull]

You'll never suffer from MY voice being stolen! Ain't ya grateful?

[gemuinemanagement]

It could still happen in a game
Just not by ghost

[rugpull]

No way not t'me.

[gemuinemanagement]

It's always the people who think they're safe that are in the most danger

[rugpull]

No I'm gonna chuck Pink in the way.

[gemuinemanagement]

What happened to 'be nice to Pink because he's traumatized'?

[rugpull]

I love me more.

[gemuinemanagement]

I can't argue with that I guess

[rugpull]

I gotta take care of me. No one else will.

[gemuinemanagement]

Are you sure
Because I keep telling my unit they don't need to be concerned with me and they keep arguing with me about it
So I assume yours also cares about you

[rugpull]

S'cuz you got that like Little Guy vibe.

[gemuinemanagement]

What does that even mean