LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[rugpull]

Just. Throw a live and ask fer points.

Ain't hard.

Yer powers ain't as useful as mine but people love alcohol and everyone here is a sad sack who could probably use a drink.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Well, yeah, when you put it like that I guess y'make it sound real easy.

[ because it is, ]

... guess that's not a bad idea, though.

[rugpull]

Course it ain't! Look how successful I been! If ya do even a fifth as well as me yet gonna have enough for a few abilities!

[teethandambitionsbared]

Alright, alright. Bartendin' live it is.

[rugpull]

Make sure to try t'be charming or something.

[teethandambitionsbared]

I'm charmin' enough, ain't I?

[rugpull]

Remains t'be seen!

[teethandambitionsbared]

You said I look nice.

[rugpull]

That got nothin' to do with charm. M'not much more than Cute but I got enough charm t'carry me.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Sure, but beauty's gotta count for something, right?

[rugpull]

Yeah until ya open yer mouth.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Hey. I don't got a bad personality either.

[rugpull]

Show me by raising lots, then! Unless ya don't mind being beaten by a hyena.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Is this somethin' lions are supposed to beat hyenas in?


... but fine. You're on.

[rugpull]

The number to beat is 13k good luck, big bad lion.