LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[thisismagrave]

That's good to hear. [A relief, really.]

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Yep! I adjust really well! Hyenas are resilient!

[thisismagrave]

What's a hyena?

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...uhm well me more or less.

[thisismagrave]

Oh! Your specific type, got it.

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Yeah. I ain't like a dog or cat or anything that domesticated.

[thisismagrave]

....

I'm. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to domesticate any person? I'm pretty sure that's the kind of thing that would set off a dog or cat biped demon.

[rugpull]

I ain't a demon.

[thisismagrave]

... [There's that tone again.]

Demons are just people back home. Demonkind is the plural for everyone back home, including myself, even if I'm specifically a witch.

What are you then?

[rugpull]

A beastman.

[thisismagrave]

Okay. Beastman.

Are you going to explain the big reaction to demon, or are you just going to say 'its bad' in super vague terms? [Because he's yet to get a clear answer on why people freak out about demons.]

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It's annoying t'be called something ya ain't. And its annoying to hear that people here are "corrupted" by uh.

Being like me.

[thisismagrave]

Corrupted? Seriously?

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S'what I been told.

[thisismagrave]

For having hyena features? What is wrong with people.

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Great question.

[thisismagrave]

Are other worlds just as samey looking as this place?

Because there's like a few people with beast ears or other features around, but a whole lot just has the basic human look and I thought that was just a weird coincidence, but its been a few times now someone's mentioned just being a little different from basic human was a reason to be a jerk to them. Or worse.

[rugpull]

I guess? I dunno much about other worlds and all, what with the amnesia and all.