LECTURE LIVE

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Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

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Yer face was all bleh.

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Its just my face.

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Sorry about yer face.

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I'm sorry about your face.

[Listen]

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[laughing]

Then we're even!

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[He rolls his eyes.]

So, how is the Live going? Are people actually just giving you points?

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Course they are.

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...people here really are generous.

[Its still So Weird.]

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Is it really that shocking? We make them live again, they oughta be generous to us.

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I'm not sure its solely that motivated.

[Because he didn't even charge the hush money, Caeli just gave it to him.]

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Well reasons don't matter still got paid!

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Make sure you get your abilities. They're really helpful on the not dying yourself front.

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I will when the live is done.

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Of course, of course.

I'd also go for a metal weapon if you have the funds. Helps with Bzzt!

[Even if he thinks Shandy is a brat, he is a Protective Sort.]

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Oh yeah, 'll get a knife or two. Kinda want a bat also.

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[He nods. Arsenal always good.] You think you're experienced?

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No idea! But I got teeth and m'confident with those.

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[Nodnod, it is Totally Legit to just bite your opponent, okay.]

We can do some tests if you want. I've helped train people before and its better to know what you can do in a fight outside of a real one.

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Maybe! I'll see what I feel like doing!

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[What is that like.]

Just offering.

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Yer trying real hard, yeah. Thanks.

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....am I? [This seems? Basic???]

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[pats]

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[He goes Immediately Rigid And Very Still as he feels a hand on his back.]

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[hands up, steps back]