LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[worldlyafflictions]

Turns out it's actually a color named after some kinda beer, haha.

[thisismagrave]

[He nods.] Okay. That's good.

He been doing okay? And the other one?

[worldlyafflictions]

Like I said, there wasn't another one? What's up?

[thisismagrave]

I left shortly after the guy showed up. I think...Shikon?

[worldlyafflictions]

Oh him--he had ta do a bit of clean up after that cult mansion game, but I think he's just been chillin' otherwise.

[thisismagrave]

...cult mansion game.

Was Pep okay?

[worldlyafflictions]

Couple of injuries, but we got through fine otherwise. I've been here so long I've actually got like reflexes for how stuff works now, even though I ain't even the smart one where I'm from.

[thisismagrave]

[A sigh of relief.]

That's good to hear.

[worldlyafflictions]

So where'd they have ya?

[thisismagrave]

A bird watching show.

[worldlyafflictions]

Wow, targeted.

[thisismagrave]

...well, it wasn't a bad way to spend time.

[worldlyafflictions]

Glad ta hear they were probably cute, normal, unsuspicious birds.

[thisismagrave]

I mean, yeah? I saw one eat a tiger.

[Boiling Isle normal.]

[worldlyafflictions]

--That sounds more like a dinosaur?!

[thisismagrave]

Nah, dinosaurs usually have gargoyle traits.