LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[gemuinemanagement]

That's fair
I'll work on that

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...and m'not that short so!!

[gemuinemanagement]

You're the one who brought size into it at all

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You ain't even got WINGS.

[gemuinemanagement]

Avante has bird themed names
I don't know why
You'd have to ask someone who's been here longer

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Kinda weird but I guess it ain't uncommon...

[gemuinemanagement]

Do you know real bird people

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I met W and he's gotta real impressive wingspan.

[into....A CONBINI!!!

gonna start grabbing snacks to nom]

[gemuinemanagement]

I don't think I've met him

[Acquires one (1) snack.]

[rugpull]

Big ol' red wings.

[gemuinemanagement]

Which unit is he on

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Uhhhh the magic purple one that's too prissy looking.

[gemuinemanagement]

I think that one's Alcheme
Alchememe?
Something like that

[rugpull]

Me me or Meme?

[gemuinemanagement]

Me me? I think???

[rugpull]

I'll ask one of 'em sometime.

[gemuinemanagement]

I'm sure anyone who can say it remembers the pronunciation better than I do

[rugpull]

Why can't ya speak?

[gemuinemanagement]

Cursed
It's been a long time so I'm used to it

[rugpull]

...that can happen?

[gemuinemanagement]

Ghosts again
I get the feeling they're a lot different where I'm from

[rugpull]

Yeah cuz I ain't scared of 'em at all...

[gemuinemanagement]

I'm a little jealous, honestly

[rugpull]

It'd be weird if ya weren't.

[gemuinemanagement]

At least it doesn't seem like we have to deal with them here
And even if we did they couldn't cause permanent problems