LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[teethandambitionsbared]

In what world are hyenas cooler than lions?

[rugpull]

We got stronger bites.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Lions got bigger claws. And they're bigger in general. Fight between a lion and a hyena and the lion wins 100% of the time.

[rugpull]

I dunno about that. Hyenas are hard t'catch since they're smaller!

[teethandambitionsbared]

Runnin' away from a fight doesn't count as winning.

[rugpull]

Slow lazy lions can't count it as a win either.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Who says lions're lazy? They could hunt down a hyena no problem.

[rugpull]

Guess ya did~ come all this way to find me.

[teethandambitionsbared]

.. mostly 'cause of your ears, I'm gonna be honest.

[rugpull]

For a fee you can pat 'em.

[teethandambitionsbared]

I can pet my own ears if I wanna pet furry ears.

[rugpull]

Mine are obviously softer but sure!

[teethandambitionsbared]

You wanna bet?

[rugpull]

Naw I don't wanna take points from a broke little boy.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Hey. I'm not gonna be broke for long.

[rugpull]

What ya gonna do?

[teethandambitionsbared]

I can do a live too.

[rugpull]

Yeah? What sort ya got?

[teethandambitionsbared]

Bartendin', gamblin', and performin'. Which is pretty vague now that I think about it.

[rugpull]

...m'not old enough t'drink.

[teethandambitionsbared]

What if it's just a lil tiny bit?

[rugpull]

Can't ya perform instead? Yer pretty enough for it.

[teethandambitionsbared]

[ /// ]

-- Thanks. But I got no idea what I'd perform.

[rugpull]

Fine fine...guess I'd try a lil' of whatever drink ya make. For the points.

[teethandambitionsbared]

Oh.

Actually, I don't got that ability yet.