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LECTURE LIVE
Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning
[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]
HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?
I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.
Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.
Be generous or else uh.
[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]
I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.
Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning
[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]
HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?
I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.
Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.
Be generous or else uh.
[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]
I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.
Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!
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[ whisperwhisper ]
Honestly I was going to pay for all your abilities if you wanted but I won't tell anyone else here.
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Anytime! We're all in this together.
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How much have you made so far?
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Poor guy's been here the longest, so he's had to deal with a lot.
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