LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[rugpull]

. . .

[lifts his jacket and turns around to show the very on purpose built in button and zipper for his tail hole]

[heavyliesthecrown]

Did your clothing come like that or did you mend it yourself??

[rugpull]

They came like this.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Ugh. They don't try and help those of us with corruptions at all.

[ Annoyed. This just means that they CAN. They just don't! ]

I suppose they think we deserve that as some sort of ridiculous punishment.

[rugpull]

It can't be that hard a fix, can it?

[heavyliesthecrown]

I have absolutely no skill when it comes to sewing. The servants likely never felt that was something I needed to learn.

Well, the wings are the more troublesome of the two. They make things difficult to put on alone since garments generally need tied or fastened in the back.

[rugpull]

Well what about magnets then?

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ !!! ]

What a marvelous idea! ☆ Magnets! I never thought of utilizing them before! ♪

[rugpull]

But asking for help ain't so bad ya know.

[heavyliesthecrown]

To some extent, I am a little embarrassed by it. But you are right.

I trade between sleeping at my own dorm and at my cousin's. We switch every night and he's helped ever since he stopped avoiding me. It's very convenient. ♪

[rugpull]

Y'got family here??

[heavyliesthecrown]

Unfortunate as it is. He arrived some weeks ago. He is going by Natsume, and he resides in Taisho. We're about the same height and build, though his hair is pink, and he lacks the fox-like appearance I currently possess.

He is quite adorable, so you shouldn't be able to miss him. ♪

[rugpull]

What do you go by?

[heavyliesthecrown]

How impolite of me-- you introduced yourself, but I completely forgot to reveal my own name. I apologize for my lack of manners and rudeness.

My name is Suou Tsukasa. It is a pleasure, Shandy-san.

[rugpull]

Enh, you gave me points so I don' care about rudeness.

[heavyliesthecrown]

Not at all. It is important to be polite. I am not very good at knowing the proper conduct of how to interact with others my own age...

But an introduction is the most basic. So I am grateful you don't seem too bothered. You are a rather easy-going sort of individual, it seems.

[rugpull]

If ya got a place to sleep and food to eat not too much to complain about.

[heavyliesthecrown]

I imagine that Pep! Pep! has helped fill you in on this place, too.

[rugpull]

We do necromancy.

[nods]

[heavyliesthecrown]

Well, the fact that you are advertising this sort of thing means you're probably already aware of the nature of games.

Your unit pairs up rather nicely with sensitIV though.

[rugpull]

I guess so? I ain't met many of 'em yet.

[heavyliesthecrown]

They are a rather kind unit. Though their clothing style is unfortunate. Sooner or later you shall cross paths with them.

[rugpull]

Oh yeah their style is a little babyish ain't it?

[heavyliesthecrown]

In a sort of creepy way.

[rugpull]

Could be worse. But not for me.