rugpull: (Ain't I a stinker?)
Ruggie Bucchi ([personal profile] rugpull) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2022-06-18 09:21 pm

LECTURE LIVE

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!
owlseeyouinhell: (It escalated too soon)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
What, not all excited to do it out of the goodness of your heart as a service to your fellow man?
owlseeyouinhell: (Will you remember us?)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Like in all the princess cartoons? A kiss of ~life~. Good luck smooching a bunch of princesses, Mr.TrueLove'sKiss.
owlseeyouinhell: (It escalated so fast)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously you kiss 'em. Hasn't your team explained how to use your unit ability? That's definitely how it activates. Mouth-to-mouth, uou know?

...Now you'll never be able to wear white on your wedding day. A damn shame. Your mom always dreamed of that white dress and now...well, some dreams just stay dreams, I guess.
owlseeyouinhell: (We were so magical)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's the part that stood out to you?
owlseeyouinhell: (I know that they say that)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Pops? Okay, Sasha, hold out a hand.
owlseeyouinhell: (Why end this way)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Sets a small, cool rock he found earlier on his palm]

Ta-da! Child support for Sasha.
owlseeyouinhell: (Guess I'll be the first)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously I love my dear son! This rock is super cool, it's like perfectly smooth and I drew sunglasses on it with a marker.
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Actually, it is pretty cool. Can I have it back?
owlseeyouinhell: (You got good reasons)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Haaaa? Sasha isn't the rock, you're Sasha! And now you're just being cruel to your old man. I thought we raised you better than this.
owlseeyouinhell: (Just like me)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should have made the rock my new son. At least it listens to me.
owlseeyouinhell: (Or are the memories too stained)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
And since I'm such a BAD DAD? I'm also gonna eat all the snacks by myself.
owlseeyouinhell: (I know that they say that)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should have thought of that first!
owlseeyouinhell: (What really happened here)

[personal profile] owlseeyouinhell 2022-06-19 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
No, but you're sure as hell just getting a healthy snack. And I'm telling your mother how you behaved today.

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