LECTURE LIVE

[rugpull]

Who: Idols of all sorts
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 476, morning

[some new idol, some idiot hyena furry idk. He's from Pep Pep? And he's hitting the live button and--]

HEY idols m'new here and the first order of business is t'make some cash so here it is. My name is Shandy cuz why the heck not I guess and this is m'lecture live. And my lecture is this--apparently some of you guys wake up in the morning, slam a clown nose on yer face with a resounding honk, and choose death not cuz of I GUESS WE PLAY DEATH GAMES HERE BY FORCE but cuz death games ya just WANNA do? You just WANNA fight to the death and then apparently I GUESS m'unit glues ya back together?

I dunno, man. I just got here and seems like necromancy is on the menu. So don't just go dyin' on people for laughs and pride.

Unless ya got a big ol' tip waiting for the Pep servicin' ya! In which case call on me and this Shandy'll be right there to help out all the well paying clowns without a single comment about how much yer clown makeup is running down yer face.

Be generous or else uh.

[checks phone for live info notes, squinting]

I dunno, I'll "discipline" ya. Bite ya maybe.

Class now open for questions and I'm now open for preemptive payments into the I Might Die For Clown Reasons fund. Generous payment will be remembered!

Comments

[rugpull]

Soon I'll have those!

[doublefried]

Well, you got the funds for 'em.

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Yeh! When the live is done 'll buy what I need!

[doublefried]

A profitable first Live.

[rugpull]

Gonna come out of this rollin' in the cash! For sure!

[doublefried]

It's good to have a buffer to sit on.

[rugpull]

Yeh I dunno what to expect really so...

[doublefried]

The unexpected.

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Right now that's everything.

[doublefried]

So there ya go!

[rugpull]

Am I winning.

[doublefried]

Sure!

[rugpull]

Awesome!

So what do people do around here, birdman?

[doublefried]

It's a great opportunity to collect hobbies! Like I'm thinking of learning to play acoustic guitar.

[rugpull]

Has the wingspan not been enough to make people fall for ya?

[doublefried]

What, in this environment? With all those people getting demon wings left and right?

[rugpull]

...say what? People just get wings and stuff here?

[doublefried]

Do bad enough at a game and you too might end up with extra parts or personality disorders! It can be cured by, and stick with me here, literally climbing to heaven and taking a bath in cleansing holy water.

[rugpull]

. . .

This place is really weird.

So is that why someone implied I'm a DEMON?

[doublefried]

They may also just have been racist!

[rugpull]

That's what I thought....

[doublefried]

Could be either! Could be both.

[rugpull]

Beastmen deserve better...

[doublefried]

I feel like I should be charging royalties to everyone with fake angel wings.

[rugpull]

Those ain't angel wings ya got at least....dunno which kinda bird though.