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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
crimeson: (them rum soaked in sad jokes)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[there is an arm looping around vergil's shoulders.]

Where're you going, Ligrev?
devilmightcare: (pic#13838219)

[personal profile] devilmightcare 2020-05-29 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dante

is living his best life right now because he can immediately guess Vergil is not. ]

Welllll, I think one of them's not really a choice.
regale: (Default)

[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...



........ ]

The not-so-newbie moves so quickly....
intimitation: (pic#13451024)

[personal profile] intimitation 2020-05-29 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
...

[takes a picture]
forgottenmercy: (and tear the ribbons from your hair)

[personal profile] forgottenmercy 2020-05-29 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
[why marriage...] ...ah, quite a choice.
selfpreservationist: <user name="oira"> (the most sublime act)

[personal profile] selfpreservationist 2020-05-29 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
[this is the most amazing thing i've ever seen. eyebrows raising so high they might disappear into his hairline]

Someone's been making friends.
avestan: (what is where and how is who.)

[personal profile] avestan 2020-05-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I do have a groom, but this arrangement might be a bit too impromptu for him.
worldlyafflictions: (color002)

[personal profile] worldlyafflictions 2020-05-29 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa, it's Marnier-san!
tradesecret: (z) Very funny. FBI.)

[personal profile] tradesecret 2020-05-29 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ taking pictures ]

Oh, my. So soon after the bachelor party. Well then! Let's hear your proposals.
foxorcist: icon by @wordlyafflictions (Then I guess he's just real... real good)

[personal profile] foxorcist 2020-05-29 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ staring at all these dudes.





And taking pictures ]
notadrop: (142)

[personal profile] notadrop 2020-05-29 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
Fifteen, stop telling lies.

Also you're not marrying anyone I don't approve of.
firstworldproblem: (tumblr_puuxyeDotY1tw37yyo3_1280)

[personal profile] firstworldproblem 2020-05-29 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Does he cat call Vergil?

He absolutely cat calls Vergil.]
crossmyheartandhope: (I'm like a loser)

[personal profile] crossmyheartandhope 2020-05-29 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Man, talk about unexpected proposals.
rollplayinghouse: (ca142)

[personal profile] rollplayinghouse 2020-05-29 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
...Ligrev? Really?

Well, I guess I'm not that surprised...
resonantblue: (pic#12856298)

[personal profile] resonantblue 2020-05-29 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[when she walks into the lobby she looks up from her phone]

...the context is not helping.
gigadevilbreaker: (Shrike.jpg)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-29 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Nero is DYING. From secondhand embarrassment right now.]

I can't watch this trainwreck...
syckophant: (x23)

[personal profile] syckophant 2020-05-29 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not.

How is anyone supposed to feel romanced by this?
softlyfalling: (couldn't tell you why I'd bled)

[personal profile] softlyfalling 2020-05-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ .......vergil do you need help. ]

Are there any takers yet...?
Edited 2020-05-29 06:01 (UTC)
time5kip: (pic#13593991)

[personal profile] time5kip 2020-05-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
I see "embarrassing" has become a theme for you.
sancrimony: (☨ 124)

[personal profile] sancrimony 2020-05-29 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ he looks half like he wants to run the fuck away from here and half like (aggressive dog tail wagging)

it's MARNIER-SAN

but WEDDINGS

but DANTE-SAN IS HERE WHAT IF LIGREV-SAN GETS STABBED BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE VERGIL-SAN

but WEDDINGS!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]
ferociousfuckingnerd: (deku49)

[personal profile] ferociousfuckingnerd 2020-05-29 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
...Wow, what a romantic offer.
kingofexplodokills: (pic#11450203)

[personal profile] kingofexplodokills 2020-05-29 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED, not completely shirtless but he is wearing this with the jacket part open and no shirt underneath ]

Who the fuck wants to marry any of you losers.