Live triple threat!

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Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed

[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))

Comments

[crimeson]

[--!!!]

Lucifel! Long time no see!

1/2

[sancrimony]

[ oh NO he REMEMBERS ME he's HAPPY ]

[sancrimony]

[ with a smile himself. he is weak ]

Grand Marnier-san—or is there a different name I should be calling you by, now? Welcome back.

[crimeson]

Marnie still works. I'll update you if I switch to a Zrael name. How've you been?

[sancrimony]

Well, as well as I could be here.

[ with a little laugh, sheepish. i want to say marnie probably hasn't seen him with his corruptions which means him not having visible wings right now is like, not unusual but he does in fact not have wings right now. a normal looking lucifel ]

How are you adjusting to ☆ZRAEL?

[crimeson]

[lucifel looks like lucifel, score.]

Fair enough! It's... gonna take some getting used to, but I like everyone well enough so far.

[even if the same isn't necessarily true in reverse.]

[sancrimony]

You aren't too far away to visit, now.

[ jokey ]

Is there a sort of person you wouldn't like well enough?

[crimeson]

[laughs]

I already visited once. And I'm not that easy-going, c'mon.

[he is tho.]

[sancrimony]

No? That unit is full of villains and dastardly types, though, you know? If you can get along with them, you can get along with most anyone, I'm sure?

[crimeson]

They keep saying that too, but I was already with Baritones? They're not worse, far as I can tell.

[sancrimony]

That only further proves my point, I think.

[crimeson]

...

Fuck.

[sancrimony]

[ l-laughs, bringing a hand to cover up his mouth ]

I'll take that victory, then!

[crimeson]

It'll be my win next time!

[sancrimony]

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[ with a little wave of his hand ]

By the way, who roped you into this Live? Or was this your idea?

[crimeson]

Cosmo did. I just had to chatter a little and hang around, right? Easy points, with all the bonuses.

[sancrimony]

Things definitely are easier now . . .

[ back in my day, ]

Has anyone proposed to you? Or, have you proposed to anyone?

[crimeson]

I've made a couple proposals on request but they've been pretty soundly rejected.

[sancrimony]

Oh, no. Goodness—perhaps you should take them out on dates first, before you propose? Maybe they're being shy.

[crimeson]

They asked me to propose in the first place!!

[sancrimony]

Well, then maybe you're doing it wrong!

[crimeson]

...Okay that one seems pretty likely.

[sancrimony]

Do you have the proper equipment? A ring, perhaps flowers—the atmosphere is important too, so maybe a crowd like this makes it hard for people to enjoy it.

[crimeson]

...

Maybe you should show me how to do it right.

[sancrimony]

[ just like

freezes up a little ]

—Ah?