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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
crimeson: (them rum soaked in sad jokes)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[there is an arm looping around vergil's shoulders.]

Where're you going, Ligrev?
auguryofinnocence: (Eternals I hear you call gladly)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely anywhere but here. Let go.
crimeson: (another lie from the front lines)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't this the plan?
devilmightcare: (pic#13838219)

[personal profile] devilmightcare 2020-05-29 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Dante

is living his best life right now because he can immediately guess Vergil is not. ]

Welllll, I think one of them's not really a choice.
auguryofinnocence: (A void immense wild dark & deep)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"Master of ceremonies" was the plan as far as I was concerned!
regale: (Default)

[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...



........ ]

The not-so-newbie moves so quickly....
intimitation: (pic#13451024)

[personal profile] intimitation 2020-05-29 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
...

[takes a picture]
auguryofinnocence: (Space by space in his ninefold darkness)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Evidently I would, traitor.
crimeson: (i'm bad with names)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Just that? What'd you think we were doin'?
crimeson: (to catch your hand)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
And where are your manners again?
crimeson: (find a way)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Afternoon, Wataru! Anyone you wanna marry?
crimeson: (you're live on all lines)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
You say that like a man who's gonna pick that one.
crimeson: (you said yourself fantastically)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[laughs]

How's it goin', Wildfire?
auguryofinnocence: (Hath form'd this abominable void)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Literally the last person he wants to see this. Nero is also up there but Dante is even worse. He does, however, make a very good point that even Vergil can agree with! He doesn't want to be a choice!]

Thank you. We can agree on something.

[Wait he's supposed to be undercover -]
devilmightcare: (pic#13838143)

[personal profile] devilmightcare 2020-05-29 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ good and valid ]

Dante. Nice to meetcha.
crimeson: (and if we've come a long way)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
There's a very special word one uses in these circumstances!
devilmightcare: (pic#13838215)

[personal profile] devilmightcare 2020-05-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, you're like the opposite of marriage material.

[ yes yes brother you're very sneaky. very undercover. ]
auguryofinnocence: (The dark changes & bound every change)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Just a live, presiding over a ceremony and giving orders are my objectives, that's all I needed.

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