Live triple threat!

[unskippablecutscene]

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed

[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))

Comments

[sancrimony]

[ he looks half like he wants to run the fuck away from here and half like (aggressive dog tail wagging)

it's MARNIER-SAN

but WEDDINGS

but DANTE-SAN IS HERE WHAT IF LIGREV-SAN GETS STABBED BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE VERGIL-SAN

but WEDDINGS!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]

[crimeson]

[--!!!]

Lucifel! Long time no see!

1/2

[sancrimony]

[ oh NO he REMEMBERS ME he's HAPPY ]

[sancrimony]

[ with a smile himself. he is weak ]

Grand Marnier-san—or is there a different name I should be calling you by, now? Welcome back.

[crimeson]

Marnie still works. I'll update you if I switch to a Zrael name. How've you been?

[sancrimony]

Well, as well as I could be here.

[ with a little laugh, sheepish. i want to say marnie probably hasn't seen him with his corruptions which means him not having visible wings right now is like, not unusual but he does in fact not have wings right now. a normal looking lucifel ]

How are you adjusting to ☆ZRAEL?

[crimeson]

[lucifel looks like lucifel, score.]

Fair enough! It's... gonna take some getting used to, but I like everyone well enough so far.

[even if the same isn't necessarily true in reverse.]

[sancrimony]

You aren't too far away to visit, now.

[ jokey ]

Is there a sort of person you wouldn't like well enough?

[unskippablecutscene]

Ah, a married man approaches!

[sancrimony]

. . .

[ oh RIGHT i'm SAFE ]

I'm just passing by.

[unskippablecutscene]

Stick around a while.

[sancrimony]

I don't want to interrupt.

[unskippablecutscene]

You aren't. I wished to meet you in any case.

[sancrimony]

Really? My apologies, I haven't heard anything about that.

[avestan]

You probably don't wanna get married right here and now, huh?

1/2

[sancrimony]

[ TERROR ]

[sancrimony]

[ no it's fine take a breath ]

In front of everyone—? No, that's alright . . .

[avestan]

...You don't have to stick around for this if you don't feel like it.

[sancrimony]

[ SOME SLICE OF BREAD IS TRYING TO KEEP ME HERE ]

I'm fine, Avenger.

[avestan]

[MAYBE THE BREAD NEEDS TO GET SLICED THINNER THEN,]

If you say so.

[suspicious]

[auguryofinnocence]

[Oh Lucifel, he hasn't seen him since the stabbing. But he looks. distressed.]

...Going to be alright?

[sancrimony]

—What? Do I—seem . . . particularly unwell?

[auguryofinnocence]

You certainly do. You're not still...on about hands, are you?

[sancrimony]

—as you can see, I plainly have hands!

[ lifts them up for emphasis! although he did actually have like, angel wings before when vergil met him—the same number that dante has of devil wings—and then with the hands thing he had fairy wings, but now he has no wings. huh ]

[auguryofinnocence]

So you do, good for you. Then I hope nothing else is causing you distress?

[Huh that is something he notices. But maybe they're just cosmetic, more or less props. It's probably fine? Right?]