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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
auguryofinnocence: (A self-contemplating shadow)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that is my primary interest so I can't much blame you for that.
auguryofinnocence: (It is Urizen But unknown abstracted)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly related? I'm not opposed to the rest of the arts. I'm not sure swordplay counts as an interest.
auguryofinnocence: (He watch'd in shuddring fear)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm...more or less, I suppose? Survival skill?
auguryofinnocence: (The will of the Immortal expanded)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes those all sound good, they all tie in to one another so they would have to go hand in hand. Have you started the book I gave you?
auguryofinnocence: (Where nothing was: Natures wide womb)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
As much as it's clearly based on a heaven and hell much like this, in the end it's an original mythology, so you don't need to know much. That might make it all the more interesting actually. There are a couple companion pieces, yes. If you liked it well enough I'll give you the rest.
auguryofinnocence: (An activity unknown and horrible;)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Come by tomorrow and we'll sort it out. We'll make a reader of you yet.

...I'm glad you liked it.
auguryofinnocence: (Inwards into a deep world within:)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Emet told him Cosmo's a nerd actually. He's sworn to secrecy on it. But seeing it's true makes him smile.]

I don't think I had much chance to accumulate interests, but I suppose I would enjoy that. You too.
auguryofinnocence: (Age on ages he lay clos'd unknown)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, this seems to be the nicest Hell I've been in, I appreciate all the reading time. And books provided, even.
auguryofinnocence: (Where nothing was: Natures wide womb)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
This would make two, as far as I'm aware thusfar. But at least the third time. You've seen all my memories, right? My version looked a little more barren.
auguryofinnocence: (The petrific abominable chaos)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Less fleshy is nice, too.
auguryofinnocence: (The will of the Immortal expanded)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's where my brother is. Of course I haven't.
auguryofinnocence: (Reserv'd for the days of futurity)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[So it's also fleshy. awesome, great. never got to sensitiv.]

...We're... He's at least speaking to me, once in a while. I have to initiate it. I'm letting him stab me whenever I remember doing something stupid, I think that helped.

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