Live triple threat!

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Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed

[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))

Comments

[avestan]

Then let's go. It's pretty peaceful, and no one's likely to be there right now.

[sancrimony]

Oh—you've been, then. . . ?

[ but he's nodding while he keeps walking in the direction he's going in before he realizes he doesn't actually know where he's going so

,, ,

waiting for doodle ]

[avestan]

Yeah. Didn't look around much, though.

[leading the way toward the train station]

[sancrimony]

[ oh okay train. train is great we had a really nice train trip yesterday so it's totally fine ]

You said yesterday it was a restaurant—?

[avestan]

I thought so based on what D.va said in that weirdass Live, but it seems she was mistaken.

[sancrimony]

Ah. She tried so hard to get it voted in, too . . .

[avestan]

Gotta wonder if she would've tried that hard if she wasn't fairy crazy.

[sancrimony]

Well, if she really wanted it, I'm sure she would have. She's really hardworking, after all.

[avestan]

Like a bee, one might even say.

[sancrimony]

[ pfft ]

Those clothes were really comfortable, though.

[avestan]

Yeah, they weren't bad. I kept mine.

[sancrimony]

I couldn't take them off until I had hands again, so they're somewhere in my room . . . covered in glitter . . .

[avestan]

I'll clean that up for you.

[sancrimony]

Thank you . . .

[ which sounds a little more like sorry because

the glitter

it's bad.

he still has some on himself and he doesn't even have wings ]

[avestan]

No problem. What are husbands for, right?