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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
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[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
...you really haven't done this before, have you.
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[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Very well. A moment you shall have. I'm going to rate yours as well.
Edited 2020-05-29 03:01 (UTC)
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1/2

[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ For a moment it looks like he's getting excited! ]

Oh? Together we can? That's quite a good line... I'll give this seventy two points!
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2/2

[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
...out of one thousand, of course... ♪
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[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Fufufu, matters of the heart are to be taken seriously! It wasn't nearly long enough, and the passion was in the wrong direction when it comes to appealing to me, but I appreciate the efforts of using words that I like!

Therefore, I gave you a score higher than zero.
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[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Oya? He is like that, isn't he?


Fuahahahaha! Very well, so that we will not have to bury you in the earth tomorrow, I won't push you for another one! No matter how exciting it would be, it would certainly ruin the romantic atmosphere!
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[personal profile] regale 2020-05-29 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...! For your self-awareness, I'll give you an extra two points... ♪