Live triple threat!

[unskippablecutscene]

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed

[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))

Comments

[sancrimony]

[ SOME SLICE OF BREAD IS TRYING TO KEEP ME HERE ]

I'm fine, Avenger.

[avestan]

[MAYBE THE BREAD NEEDS TO GET SLICED THINNER THEN,]

If you say so.

[suspicious]

[sancrimony]

[ if you stab someone i will lose my shit

if you stab ANYONE you should be stabbing ME ]

Really . . .

[ taking his hand though. safety avenger ]

. . . Are you participating?

[avestan]

...What, you mean am I marrying one of these clowns? Obviously not.

[sancrimony]

Well, I don't know, you could throw flowers for them or something? Your unitmate is here, so I was just wondering.

[avestan]

Meh, looks like he's got it handled.

[sancrimony]

[ wait he's GOT IT ]

So you're here to laugh at them instead?

[avestan]

Pretty much!

[sancrimony]

Would you like some company, then?

[ since, you know.

bread. ]

[avestan]

I would, as a matter of fact.

[sancrimony]

Then, let's get comfortable somewhere, mm?

[avestan]

Let's.

[going to find a nice seat then]

[sancrimony]

[ a brief moment to a little bit lose his shit subtly at marnier before he goes to find seat.

safety avenger. here in this nice seat if he attaches himself to avenger nothing bad will happen. ]

[avestan]

[yes good just going to casually cling to him]

[sancrimony]

[ at some point he stops watching to just press his face against his shoulder. to the casual observer he might look asleep.

but also he's lucifel. ]

[avestan]

...Hey. I'm getting bored of this so I think I'm gonna go. Wanna come with?

[sancrimony]

Oh! Well, that's a shame, but certainly—where are you going?

[avestan]

We talked about checking out the new locations, right?

[sancrimony]

Ah, right. Right, then—let's!

[ cccccllllliinnnggggg ]

[avestan]

[getting up and pulling him along

escape]

[sancrimony]

[ ESCAPE.

he's just kind of practicing looking okay the entire time while they go, breathe in and out, in and out, this theme fucking sucks ]

[avestan]

[casually]

So, have you seen the Olive Garden yet?

[sancrimony]

Eh?

. . . No, I haven't.

[avestan]

Then let's go. It's pretty peaceful, and no one's likely to be there right now.

[sancrimony]

Oh—you've been, then. . . ?

[ but he's nodding while he keeps walking in the direction he's going in before he realizes he doesn't actually know where he's going so

,, ,

waiting for doodle ]