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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
gigadevilbreaker: (Arms of an angel)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Without another word, Nero pulls him into a hug.

And he murmurs against Raven's collar,]

You mean a lot to me too.
selfpreservationist: (truth can never be told)

[personal profile] selfpreservationist 2020-05-30 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[makes a soft "oof" noise at first, then wraps his arms around nero and holds him tightly, silent otherwise]
gigadevilbreaker: (Big spoon)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-30 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[A little muffled as he mutters,]

If he treats you like crap after you tell him, I'm gonna kick his ass.
Edited (more swearing) 2020-05-30 05:05 (UTC)
selfpreservationist: (and eternity in an hour.)

[personal profile] selfpreservationist 2020-05-30 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, quietly savoring the moment]

... he has every right to be uncomfortable with me. But... I won't let him ignore me, either.
gigadevilbreaker: (Hold me close)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-30 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[A little quieter, Nero gives a pained sigh.]

He doesn't get to throw away anyone else.
selfpreservationist: (golden spain burst the barriers)

[personal profile] selfpreservationist 2020-05-30 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
... no, he doesn't.

[squeezes nero, gently]
gigadevilbreaker: (Kind look)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-30 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[With a bit of a smile in his voice, he adds,]

If he had a lick of sense, he'd be asking you for advice.
selfpreservationist: (if the lion was advised by the fox;)

[personal profile] selfpreservationist 2020-06-02 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[with a small smile]

That's true for all of you, you know.
gigadevilbreaker: (Measure up)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-06-02 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Lay on the wisdom then, I'm listening.
selfpreservationist: (think in the morning. act in the noon.)

[personal profile] selfpreservationist 2020-06-02 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't trust overly-charismatic bartenders.