Live triple threat!

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Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed

[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))

Comments

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[He knew!!]

I would not have thought Yvette from your world. Perhaps one similar?

[auguryofinnocence]

At least one with the same culture, yes. I don't know anything about it otherwise, so who can say.

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I wonder how many worlds share similarities.

[auguryofinnocence]

Quite a few, I think. Which may have to do with this city being based on one from said world.

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Is that it? It's a wholly unfamiliar sort of city to me.

[auguryofinnocence]

I expected as much, I know nothing of your world, but based on Noah's appearance and your manners of speech, I expect it must be far removed.

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Is his appearance that odd? To be honest I've found it strange this place is almost exclusively made of Hyur.

[auguryofinnocence]

Hyur? Is that your word for human? Everyone in my world is, and in most others represented here I imagine.

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Well. For humans that look like you and I. It's strange to think of worlds without diverse races. Are beastmen also a strange concept to you?

[auguryofinnocence]

Put it this way, in my world human simply means anyone who looks like us. That's the only type of person.

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Interesting. To me, we'd be Hyur, Emet-Selch a Garlean, Noah and the two girls on Avante and Zreal Mi'qote. And there are many other races besides.

[auguryofinnocence]

That is interesting, none of those words mean a thing to me. There are plenty of fictional worlds with similar concepts, but nothing in our reality. Then again, I suppose demons are meant to be fictional too, maybe I shouldn't discount it either.

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Demonic beings are not wholly unfamiliar, though not the way your world or this one has them. And they'd likely be voidsent.

[auguryofinnocence]

Voidsent? That isn't familiar either.

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They're....

You know it's on the tip of my brain but it isn't coming to me.

[auguryofinnocence]

Your memory has to fail just when it's getting interesting, huh.

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Noah would likely know if you could get it out of him. I suppose Alexander would too.

[auguryofinnocence]

Well now we have some homework, hm?

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If you're so interested.

[auguryofinnocence]

I find it an interesting subject to begin with, but particularly as I'd like to learn more about what I am. Different worlds' demons might be helpful in that.

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Then, I'll look into it.

[auguryofinnocence]

You don't have to do that, I can ask just as well.

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I'm interested too to be honest.

[auguryofinnocence]

Look at you, taking an interest in your own affairs.

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I'm quite interested I'm my own affairs, I just don't talk about it.