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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
crimeson: (you'll take the west train)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. I was on Baritones a few months ago, but they transferred me out and back in onto Zrael.
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[personal profile] honoring 2020-05-29 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Baritones, huh... And after they just lost Kohime too...

[....................................]

Honestly, I can imagine you there a lot better than Zrael, even with the limited knowledge I have.
crimeson: (but i won't wait much longer)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
That so? Can I ask why?
honoring: (pic#13966772)

1/2

[personal profile] honoring 2020-05-29 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
[....

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Yeah, it's definitely the clothes. The goth look is just... wrong on you.
honoring: (pic#13714693)

2/2

[personal profile] honoring 2020-05-29 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not to mention you completely muddled that attempt at a monologue earlier.
crimeson: mineshaft - dessa (the list of things)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
--Hey, it was my first try!
honoring: (pic#13714698)

[personal profile] honoring 2020-05-29 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
...do you actually know what a monologue is, Instructor?
crimeson: (another lie from the front lines)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
...

[look he's a smart guy but he didn't exactly get a normal education.]
honoring: (pic#13714727)

[personal profile] honoring 2020-05-29 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
[somewhere, the entire sss has their face in their hands]

...it's a long, drawn out speech given by one person, often to share aloud their feelings, sometimes in a dramatic fashion.

[...]

You had the right idea, you just-- didn't take it quite far enough.
crimeson: (further from our origin)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
...So I just go harder. Okay.