Live triple threat!

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Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed

[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))

Comments

[gigadevilbreaker]

I'd rather have a fake my death Live right now.

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I imagine Marnie could arrange it.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Shoulda done that t'start. Way more exciting than this sad show.

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Do feel free to ask him to liven, er, deaden? things up.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Maybe I should put Ligrev out of his misery while I'm at it.

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Oh come, how shall he learn to have fun if he doesn't try?

[gigadevilbreaker]

I think this kinda exposure therapy's more likely to turn him off fun altogether.

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That would be terrible.

[gigadevilbreaker]

So don't go overboard with the public humiliation.

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Truly humiliating him isn't my goal. I do find his shyness charming.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Charming is one word for it...

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I suppose you have a different perspective. You're the son, right? I didn't catch your name.

[gigadevilbreaker]

...You can tell??

[No shit he can tell, they look practically identical. Only a COMPLETE MORON (aka nero and vergil) wouldn't know immediately]

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Call it a honed intuition.

[gigadevilbreaker]

...

We really look that much alike, huh.

[ >:( ]

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Absolutely.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Grumble grumble]

Great...

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The family resemblance is rather plain.

Not a fan of it?

[gigadevilbreaker]

S'weird, is all.

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Why is that?

[gigadevilbreaker]

Well I never knew him my whole life.

So it's weird when all of a sudden, he's here and it's like having an older, lamer, awkward nerd version of you, who tries to make nice with bad jokes.

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...Isn't that just what a father is?

Not that I can say I remember myself.

Still, gone all your life huh? I can see how that is awkward.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Yeah, well. I'm not real familiar with that concept either.

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What do you intend to do about it? Do you want to make nice with him?