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[criminaljustice]

Who: BAD END = DUMB END and others
When: post-game
What:

[SO.

THAT SUCKED.

THAT REALLY REALLY SUCKED.

TIME TO FLOP INTO OUR SUCKY DORMS AFTER A SUCKY GAME.

I GUESS PEOPLE CAN COME OVER TO... Y'KNOW... IF THEY WANNA.]

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[as soon as he enters the dorms, Boss is beelining to the bathroom.

door slams shut and is staying that way for... a while.]

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Putting an excuse for a BE=DE blanket and pillow down next to the bathroom. Sleep in there if that is your wish.]

[criminaljustice]

[you're so thoughtful, Nine-Nine, but mostly he's just.

being sick.

a lot.

and just looks mildly dumbfounded when he sees the little blanket and pillow nest when he finally comes out.]

... what's this?

[awakenerd]

[Literally cannot sit still so he's pacing whenever you're done puking your guts out. He stops to bring water over though.]

[criminaljustice]

[dude. your pacing is dizzying.

and when he comes out of the bathroom, he's putting a hand on Phoenix's shoulder and taking the glass out of his hand.]

[motorcycle_noises]

[ He's just going to sit outside the bathroom for as long as Boss is in there. ]

[afailedmurder]

[after a few hours, Boss has a PM:]

A: Are you available to talk?

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Sanguine doesn't have the energy to people outside of this dorm now. He's just going to flop miserably onto the couch. ]

What if we just never leave again?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Go with that. You can always change your mind later.

[awakenerd]

Ha....

[I wish.]

[awakenerd]

[Shell... Shocked.

But gotta be productive, scrolling through his phone.]

Anyone know what each unit might like as a gift basket?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

A voucher for a dorm upgrade. Or fruit.

[artificialinelegance]

[ knock knock guess who's knocking with a cool bulky metal skeleton hand ]

[awakenerd]

[Opening the door.]

Oh... Hey.

[grandschemed]

[ ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ]




... so what the fuck happened?

[awakenerd]

We screwed up and permanently damaged members of Taisho and AlcheME. How was your day?

[criminaljustice]

[hi, Oni

your leash handler is a little bsod today

it's fine

also ignore neck bruisings

that's also fine]

[motorcycle_noises]

We screwed up.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Just points to the rest of the team.]

They need you.

[SOME TIME LATER]

[hashtagaesthetic]

[a knock at the door]

[awakenerd]

[Bruised and beaten and bloody Phoenix is opening the door.]

...Shuten?

Re: [SOME TIME LATER]

[grandschemed]

[ opens the door - - ]

Oh, hey.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Phoenix and Oni have already beaten Sanguine to opening the door, but he freezes when he sees who it is. ]

—Ah.

Re: [SOME TIME LATER]

[criminaljustice]

[slightly less bsoding Boss is sitting on the couch with bruising around his throat and promptly gets slightly more bsod when he sees it's a handsome Taisho.]

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Welcome in! It is 175% awkward wave time.]