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[criminaljustice]

Who: BAD END = DUMB END and others
When: post-game
What:

[SO.

THAT SUCKED.

THAT REALLY REALLY SUCKED.

TIME TO FLOP INTO OUR SUCKY DORMS AFTER A SUCKY GAME.

I GUESS PEOPLE CAN COME OVER TO... Y'KNOW... IF THEY WANNA.]

Comments

[artificialinelegance]

[ just gonna go sit on the floor next to him ]

Welp, this one's broken. You still in there, Boss?

[criminaljustice]

[stares at for a moment longer.

then picks up a foot to nudge her a bit.]

[artificialinelegance]

Hm, 'yes' or 'get the fuck outta here an' stop botherin' me you stupid piece of scrap metal'...yeah, gonna go with yes on that one. You need anythin'? Coffee, maybe? Real food? Sex?

[criminaljustice]

[. . . seriously with that last suggestion?]

You don't have to try to cheer us up.

[artificialinelegance]

'Course not, you dipshit. I ain't gotta do shit for you dumbasses, but the people who hurt hurt got plenty'a support already. Lemme make myself useful, 'kay?

[criminaljustice]

... do what you want.

[like? not even sure what there is to do.]

[artificialinelegance]

That's the plan, dude. What do you want?

[criminaljustice]

Homicide against a former idol turned host?

[artificialinelegance]

Workin' on it. Think more immediate future, though.

[criminaljustice]

... no idea.

[honest, at least.]

[artificialinelegance]

So you got nothin' to live for, yeah? I could just smother you t'death right now and nothin' would change, yeah?

[criminaljustice]

They'd probably just bring me back to life somehow. I'm too popular in ratings to just leave dead, probably.

[has actually. thought about these things.]

[artificialinelegance]

For sure. You plannin' on stayin' popular?

[criminaljustice]

I don't really have a lot of say in that.

[artificialinelegance]

Nak nak nak. Popularity contests are the easiest goddamn thing in the world. You just gotta know your audience.

[criminaljustice]

The narc is nakking...

[artificialinelegance]

[ fuckin laughs ]

That's true, that's true! It's my third favourite thing to do behind snitchin' and gettin' stitches.

[criminaljustice]

Ah, I knew I forgot a step with that...

[artificialinelegance]

You can stitch me up any day of the week, Boss.