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[criminaljustice]

Who: BAD END = DUMB END and others
When: post-game
What:

[SO.

THAT SUCKED.

THAT REALLY REALLY SUCKED.

TIME TO FLOP INTO OUR SUCKY DORMS AFTER A SUCKY GAME.

I GUESS PEOPLE CAN COME OVER TO... Y'KNOW... IF THEY WANNA.]

Comments

[artificialinelegance]

Yo. SensitIV comfort service makin' the rounds, here! Free of charge this time on account'a how y'all totally beefed it.

[criminaljustice]

[... yaaaay...

have a dull stare from the bsod on the couch.]

[artificialinelegance]

[ just gonna go sit on the floor next to him ]

Welp, this one's broken. You still in there, Boss?

[criminaljustice]

[stares at for a moment longer.

then picks up a foot to nudge her a bit.]

[artificialinelegance]

Hm, 'yes' or 'get the fuck outta here an' stop botherin' me you stupid piece of scrap metal'...yeah, gonna go with yes on that one. You need anythin'? Coffee, maybe? Real food? Sex?

[criminaljustice]

[. . . seriously with that last suggestion?]

You don't have to try to cheer us up.

[artificialinelegance]

'Course not, you dipshit. I ain't gotta do shit for you dumbasses, but the people who hurt hurt got plenty'a support already. Lemme make myself useful, 'kay?

[awakenerd]

Oh, thanks. It's Santa, right?

We're all unharmed.

[artificialinelegance]

[ looks at Boss

looks back at him ]

Tell me more.

[awakenerd]

Ah...

[Well Phoenix also has a big old bruise on his cheek from getting punched.]

Well. Boss you should probably look at, thanks.

[artificialinelegance]

On it. For reference, what've y'all already said to him?

[awakenerd]

What do we need to say? We were all there making the same decisions together.

[artificialinelegance]

...To comfort him? Like, 'it ain't your fault', 'we'll do better next time', 'it's okay that nobody will ever trust you again and your efforts to organize everyone have been effectively wasted, because you have us', you know.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ Sanguine's also flopped on the couch, though he's less out of it than Boss. Not by much, but he can at least communicate. ]

...You should probably go to the people who were hurt.

[artificialinelegance]

Chyeah, 's what I'm doin'. Just 'cause everything's your fault don't mean y'ain't hurtin'.

[motorcycle_noises]

....Then you should go to Boss.

[artificialinelegance]

Hit him harder than the rest of ya, huh. Ha. Guess he had more to lose.

[motorcycle_noises]

He did. He's the one suffering the consequences.

[artificialinelegance]

Hate t'say I told him so, but...

...ah, fuck. Was it him or H I told that? ...Whatevs. You sure you good?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

That we did. Come on in.

[artificialinelegance]

[ walks in ]

Well you sure look fine, Anubis 2.0. Not haunted by the sins of bad plannin'?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Anibus 9.9, please.

Oh, I'm upset. We sure did make a mess of things. Can't exactly go back and change it though.

[artificialinelegance]

A9, got it. What ya leave in the past don't die, y'know. You can't change what happened but you can shit outta your mouth about it.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

What?

[artificialinelegance]

You're upset. Talk about it. Scream about it. Tear somethin' apart if you gotta, ain't that what you guys are good at?. Sayin' you can't change the past ain't doin' nobody no good, dude.