COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Comments

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[THOUSAND YEAR STARE.

He hates you Gremlin.

He hates you with every fiber of his being right now.

THIS ISN'T WHAT HE MEANT!!!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Moves to stand near the chair tower with B perched on top]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's right! If you want to win, you're going to have to get through me first.

Future is Now Live

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Slapping on a mustache and calling a future is now live. Time to GATTAI his fucking arsenal together]

Re: Future is Now Live

[eatsthecanary]

[ some asshole with foam cat paws is clapping ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Either fight me or fuck off. I don't have time to handhold you through how a live works, scrub.

[eatsthecanary]

Are you sure you want a fight? These are pretty deadly.

[ makes a "nya" motion with a hand ]

Re: Future is Now Live

[rollplayinghouse]

...Ah, the vile kidnapper appears.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Right? What a plot twist?

Taisho, right? So there's a 50% chance you're one of B's suitors.

[rollplayinghouse]

[50%...]

...C seems to think I am a top choice, though I'm not sure where he got that idea. Of course, it's possible he was just lying to get me to show up.

Re: Future is Now Live

[neigh_sayer]

[WAVES ENTHUSIASTICALLY]

Heeeey, Mr. CEO! I told you I'd handle it!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

This isn't what I fucking meant, and you know it, Gremlin!

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[neigh_sayer]

W-what? Are you mad? I worked so hard to get people here, y'know. . .

[neigh_sayer]

And besides, any kind of attention is good attention in this kinda place, riiight?

Re: Future is Now Live

[a_fine_human]

[wow]

Wow.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Welcome to your first live. Build me something useful. I have a whole herd of suitors to fight off.

Re: Future is Now Live

[forgottenmercy]

[holding a parasol, and tilts his head, birdlike] ...oh, the villain of this, ah, tale.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The maiden at the bottom of the world. Greetings.

Whose side are you on today?

[liarliarliar]

[holy shit

cracking up]

A perfect villain indeed!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The damsel should be more scared of the villain.

Re: Future is Now Live

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

Intensity-san! How nefarious! I challenge you!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Challenge accepted! Name your terms!

[afailedmurder]

[yessss]

Name your game, scoundrel.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What's your weapon of choice?

Re: Future is Now Live

[nohalation]

Oh, Intensity got fuzzier!

[has no idea whats happening but it seems fun]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Fuzzier...]

Angel, come help me build shit.

[Pointing to the variety of garbage that C has left out for future is now]