COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Comments

Re: Future is Now Live

[eatsthecanary]

[ some asshole with foam cat paws is clapping ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Either fight me or fuck off. I don't have time to handhold you through how a live works, scrub.

[eatsthecanary]

Are you sure you want a fight? These are pretty deadly.

[ makes a "nya" motion with a hand ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Try me.

[eatsthecanary]

[ he grins, and starts walking straight up towards him before trying to bat at him with the foam paw ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Blocks it with his arm]

Look at these pathetic toys that B's defenders have given you.

Join my side, and I'll grant you true power.

[eatsthecanary]

Sorry, I'm still on the seven day trial with another overlord. You'd have to really incentivize me backing out on that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The fuck? Really?

Who?

[eatsthecanary]

Surprised you've got competition?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Surprised that there is someone gutsy enough to call themselves overlord and I haven't met them yet.

I double what they are paying you.

[eatsthecanary]

You don't know what he's paying me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is it a lot?

[eatsthecanary]

Oh, loads. I'm surprised he could even afford it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I see.

So is the trial period for you or him?

[eatsthecanary]

I'm giving him seven days before I decide if I'm utterly devoting myself to him or not.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do let me know if that falls through.

[Looking back to Whisker's foam cat paws and barely holding in a long suffering sigh]

As for today's events, are you fighting for B's honor? If so, I'm obligated to kick the crap out of you.

[eatsthecanary]

I'm afraid I am.

[ not that he sounds genuinely regretful but he doesn't sound wholly invested in the venture either. ]

But I get the impression C wasn't aiming for a total asskicking. For you, that is.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then name your challenge. Unless you want me to name one for you.

[Eying the cat paws]

One that doesn't involve those.

[eatsthecanary]

Well, that does interest me. What's your challenge?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Picks up one of those cardboard swords and draws a large circle around the both of them. Think sumo circle sized]

First one to take a step outside of this circle loses.

[eatsthecanary]

[ hm. he slides off a phone paw to pick up a sword himself. ]

I'll accept. Are there any rules?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Anything goes.

[eatsthecanary]

Alright.

[ he doesn't offer a countdown before he steps forward, jabbing for Intensity's stomach with the tip of the sword. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Blocks with his own cardboard sword which... makes it bend sadly more than anything really]

Interesting choice for first strike.

[Tries to knock Whisker's arm that's holding the sword wide with the back of his hand]

[eatsthecanary]

[ it's knocked to the side but even though it's put off course he can still try to angle it back up and jab into the underside of Intensity's chin. ]