neigh_sayer: (WELP that's what this guy is for)
neigh_sayer ([personal profile] neigh_sayer) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2018-07-17 07:04 pm

COMING TO YOU LIVE

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] I don't care)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see any settings.
a_fine_human: (014)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:06 am (UTC)(link)

It's an invisible switch, so your opponents don't know what to expect.

bluescreenwhitedragon: <user name="velleity" site="plurk.com"> ([Smile] Aw cute it talks)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Laughs out loud at that]

Well then. Go ahead. Give me a demonstration.
a_fine_human: (007)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)

[stares at him for like five seconds

then taps the corner of the triangle and points the narrowest angle at Intensity]

Bzzzt.

Now you're dead.

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([FB] Dramatic card draw)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Shoots at Three with the glitter gun.

Enjoy that
]
a_fine_human: (014)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)

[completely deadpan]

Oh no. Now I'm dead.

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Kaibaman)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[And covered in glitter. Which is intensely satisfying]

Double K.O.

Looks like Angel will have to lead the unit in our stead.
a_fine_human: (027)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:20 am (UTC)(link)

I have completely confidence in her.

[checking his phone]

Oh thank god, at least you don't have to do a lot to get your points.

bluescreenwhitedragon: Credit: eroero-tomatoes ([--] Generic arms crossed Kaiba)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Congratulations on your first future is now live.
a_fine_human: (027)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)

450 left to go.

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] Side-eye)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
... What are you trying to get?
a_fine_human: (017)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)

The ability that lets you combine objects, obviously.

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] Who do you think I am?)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Not so obvious. You're the first person in our unit whose really had any interest in gathering points for abilities.
a_fine_human: (005)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:39 am (UTC)(link)

Really? Even Toaster?

bluescreenwhitedragon: Credit: eroero-tomatoes ([Ira-ira] I'm listening)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

How much have you talked to Toaster?
a_fine_human: (017)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)

Not that much. But he seemed practical.

bluescreenwhitedragon: Credit: iconic ([--] Rebooting)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
He's programmed to be that way. Pleasant. Agreeable.




Boring.
a_fine_human: (001)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 05:02 am (UTC)(link)

What's wrong with boring?

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] Blue eyes (tm))

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Did you seriously just ask me that?
a_fine_human: (024)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)

If things are too exciting, you're losing.

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([--] Shun the non-believer)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
How does that even work?
a_fine_human: (024)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-20 05:10 am (UTC)(link)

Things that are easy are boring. But if something is easy you're more likely to succeed.

I'm not interested in a difficult challenge. It's better to just do well enough to win simply.

bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] Crawl like the maggot you are)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[GOD WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU ON MY UNIT]

If you only do things that you're good at, you'll stagnate.
a_fine_human: (001)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-21 12:15 am (UTC)(link)

Being a big fish in a small pond is fine, as long as you don't leave the small pond.

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