COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Comments

[afailedmurder]

My playful, fun-loving personality.

[But that was just what he wanted!! Maybe. Possibly. He hasn't thought that far ahead.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That you didn't exhibit at all in that memory montage of yours.

[afailedmurder]

It couldn't be helped. I had a lot of homework to do.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Really? And posting food pictures to a blog instead of sending it to someone directly.

[afailedmurder]

More people will see it on the blog.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Right. Of course.

But tell me, A. Potentially dying horrible in front of a live studio audience aside, did you get an upgrade by being adopted into AlcheME?

[afailedmurder]

[blinks]

Of course not. I was famous and had the freedom to do anything I wanted.

[but he pauses and furrows his brow. It's almost like he's never seriously thought about this before]

...Nothing I do here is meaningful or even worthwhile. I have no privacy and I have to live with C. How could this possibly be an improvement on anything?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? Did you and C have a falling out?

[afailedmurder]

Would you want to live with C?

If so, you're welcome to keep him.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yes. Absolutely. Intensity would adopt C in a heartbeat]

I could never separate the alphabet like that. Would you bridge the gap between B and D?

[afailedmurder]

My real name does have both an A and a C in it...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Careful. Give away your all new family and you might be stuck in the same position you were before.

[afailedmurder]

Technically I only offered C. Would you like to pick him up or should I arrange a delivery?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Arrange a delivery. He'll probably end up just popping out of one of our cupboards anyway.

[afailedmurder]

You make a good point. All right, I'll leave it to you. Capture him however you like.

[take my C, please]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Consider your younger brother kidnapped at some point in the future.

Maybe he can get an accomplice - especially considering BE=DE's new live]

With C out of the picture, now is your life an improvement?

[afailedmurder]

Perhaps in some ways. It's difficult to judge, of course, based on what little information I have.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You said you were famous.

[afailedmurder]

That much I do remember.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Why do you care so much?

[afailedmurder]

Everyone cares about that. I'm simply being honest with myself.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Sure you want to go with such a broad stroke as "everyone"?

[afailedmurder]

Most people. Or should I say most humans? Humans are hard-wired social animals, but I can't speak for anyone else.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You don't speak for yourself either when deflect questions to comment on the commonalities of human behavior.

What was it you said before? "You demand a great deal, but you don't offer much in return."

[afailedmurder]

[thinks about that one for a moment, or maybe he's thinking about his move?]

I suppose that's a fair criticism. Well, why don't we make a deal? I'll give you a straightforward answer about something if you do the same.