neigh_sayer: (WELP that's what this guy is for)
neigh_sayer ([personal profile] neigh_sayer) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2018-07-17 07:04 pm

COMING TO YOU LIVE

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-18 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If I fall I will haunt you.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([FB] Dramatic card draw)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-19 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Placing a hand on the chair tower to see how sturdy it is]
liarliarliar: (Sup?)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[down low decently...ish.... ...ish....

but overall its really. not]

Hey don't.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Mediocrity)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-19 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmmm.

Hmmmm.

Going over to C's stock of supplies to see if there's anything he can use to make this more interesting
]
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-19 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Intensity heeeyyyyy.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Ira-ira] I don't care)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-19 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Whaaaaaat, B?

[At least he's bypassing all the weapons (even if they're made of cardboard]
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-19 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Be kind to this delicate damsel.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Fake it til you make it)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
That's everyone else's job.

Hope they get here soon.
liarliarliar: (Yah we're going to fight the sun.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-20 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You've embraced your role beautifully...
liarliarliar: (How is this the man of your choice sis.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-20 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, get out there and! Fightttt?

[and dont jostle my tower u monster]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([FB] These hips don't lie)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
And have some other suitor rescue you while I'm off fighting suitor #37.

Please. I wasn't born yesterday.
liarliarliar: (Such is the way of life.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-20 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
There's too many for you, you'll be overwhelmed.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Mediocrity)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're underestimating my tenacity.
liarliarliar: (Hay baby.)

[personal profile] liarliarliar 2018-07-20 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
My heroes are powerful.