COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I did.

[Taking a pen and some paper from her]

[rollplayinghouse]

I guess you're not doing very well at getting to know me yet, then.

[smiling a tiny bit]

Do your best to express your feelings.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ omg

WELP, GOTTA TAKE HER FRAND MAKI'S SIDE. ]

Maki has a very passionate heart! She's caring, and kind, and a great cook!

[ ... hiryuu are you trying to be supportive or showcase maki as a good wife? maybe it's both. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh look. Fire showed up.

Don't you have a damsel to be rescuing. Or do you have to defend everyone's honor at the same time?

[dragonheartedgirl]

I see someone's still sore about being knocked down earlier.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

And I see someone's missing the goddamn point.

Either shut up and contribute your own letter or get lost.

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ sticks her tongue out ]

You can't kick me out. I'm free to be here and support Maki how I like.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm the big bad here. Of course I can kick you out.

[rollplayinghouse]

...You really don't need to help.

[dragonheartedgirl]

You're right. You've got this one all on your own, Maki.

[ she's just here to support you ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ or so she said like minutes ago but then Intensity was Intensity and NOW ]

Maki. May I please have some paper and a brush.

[ she has a future is now member to crush ]

[rollplayinghouse]

... Of course.

[slides her paper across the table, smiling slightly]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ OKAY so now she has... paper! and a brush pen. and ink. but.

oh, boy. writing a love... letter..... ]

How exactly... did you do this, Maki?

[ she loves b but NOT THAT WAY and also just the idea of writing something of this nature in general is kind of. embarrassing. how does one,,, ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Damn, feelings and poetry are hard. Time for maximum nerdage]

[Bright Eyes,

Roses are red,
Here’s something new,
Violets are violet,
Not fucking blue.

I've browsed the combinations: 7 billion choose two.
That's 24 quintillion - it took some time to do.
The brute force search was worth it though, to prove my theorem true.
No couple on this planet compares to me and you.

♥,
Your Secret Admirer]

[rollplayinghouse]

[a huffed half-laugh]

That's what you're going with?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Let's see if B likes comedy or fluff better.

[rollplayinghouse]

Right. Though, we'll need to get them to him without him knowing they're from us.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Give them to C. He's organizing this circus, isn't he?

DECISION!!111

[liarliarliar]

[once a gremlin bro deliveries!! the letters!!!

B reads the letters and cracks up over one of them. then holds up Maki's]

While the comedy of Mr. Intensity trying to woo me is always a blast, the win goes to the sweet other contender who has touched my heart!!

[golly how could he possibly realize the second letter was from intensity]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[HOW how could you have seen through his perfect disguise?

Fuck he didn't think Maki was going to go all in like that]

You're fucking soft, B.

[liarliarliar]

Yet you didn't play to that part of me at all!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I think your 48 suitors have it covered!

[rollplayinghouse]

Ah...

[Maki was apparently not prepared to actually win this competition and just turns red]

[liarliarliar]

Ahhh?? It was Maki??

[starts clapping]

Maki! You did so well! You're so lovely!!

[rollplayinghouse]

W-Well... you said you didn't want him to win, so... I-I figured I could play a little bit...