neigh_sayer: (WELP that's what this guy is for)
neigh_sayer ([personal profile] neigh_sayer) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2018-07-17 07:04 pm

COMING TO YOU LIVE

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Kaibaman)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the big bad here. Of course I can kick you out.

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-20 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Only if you can beat me.
bluescreenwhitedragon: Credit: iconic ([Smirk] Going to kidnap you)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
So write your love letter and see if I can.
dragonheartedgirl: commissioned from @frottage ; please do not reuse (grumpy pout)

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-20 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
That sort of thing is supposed to be private.







[ she really does not want to do this ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([--] Report!)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-20 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Then you forfeit and I win by default.
dragonheartedgirl: credit @ colorise (Get away from her)

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-20 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ fuck that ]

Fine. I'll write a love letter, then.
dragonheartedgirl: (sassy)

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-21 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Coming back and SHOVING A LETTER IN HIS FACE ]

There. Now you can't send me away. Like it or not, I'm a genuine contender.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Mediocrity)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-21 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Reads it, smirk widening with every sentence.]

Her Majesty is also a suitor. I figured a good little paladin like you wouldn't have time for romance.

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-21 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ be glad C specifically requested no serious violence, Intensity.

ALSO WOW? HOW DARE? it's not a matter of being too busy it's being too oblivious!!!! ]


Perhaps if you stopped assuming to understand me at all you would stop being disappointed.
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] I win you lose)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-21 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's making assumptions? I'm not disappointed at all.
dragonheartedgirl: credit @dorkwithamask (fangs for that jerk)

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-22 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
You just said "I figured a good little paladin like you wouldn't have time for romance."

[ little does he know, her life is a travesty full of the stuff. she just. never sees it... ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Being a nerd is cool)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-22 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
What if I'm happy for you? Her Majesty making time in her busy schedule for life's simple pleasures.

[/s-sarcasm]
dragonheartedgirl: credit @ colorise (what's that now?)

[personal profile] dragonheartedgirl 2018-07-22 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Then you can be happy for me while I make use of my time enjoying the simple pleasure of being in Maki's company and away from you.

[ turning on her heel and going to hang with MAKI now. ]
bluescreenwhitedragon: ([Smirk] Create a virtual world)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-22 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Enjoy, Your Majesty.