neigh_sayer: (WELP that's what this guy is for)
neigh_sayer ([personal profile] neigh_sayer) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2018-07-17 07:04 pm

COMING TO YOU LIVE

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))
a_fine_human: (014)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-23 06:27 am (UTC)(link)

Seriously? Where do I start? As stupid as this metaphor is, it's pretty apt. A fish or a shark or whatever it's going to be able to do anything against humans wanting to build a strip mall. And we can't do anything against people who can erase your memories and use your lives for entertainment. In a scenario you have an option to escape, you use it. Going back to 'save the pond' is just asking to be paved over yourself.

bluescreenwhitedragon: Credit: iconic ([Smirk] Going to kidnap you)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
And the other fish? What happens to them?
a_fine_human: (001)

[personal profile] a_fine_human 2018-07-23 06:46 am (UTC)(link)

Obviously if they didn't get out themselves, they get paved over.

bluescreenwhitedragon: Credit: iconic ([Smirk] If you're going to kill me)

[personal profile] bluescreenwhitedragon 2018-07-23 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously.