imeeji_frontstage | COMING TO YOU LIVE

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[ omg

WELP, GOTTA TAKE HER FRAND MAKI'S SIDE. ]

Maki has a very passionate heart! She's caring, and kind, and a great cook!

[ ... hiryuu are you trying to be supportive or showcase maki as a good wife? maybe it's both. ]

Oh look. Fire showed up.

Don't you have a damsel to be rescuing. Or do you have to defend everyone's honor at the same time?

I see someone's still sore about being knocked down earlier.

Edited (adjustedddd since the conclusion of the other thread is still ??) 2018-07-19 15:47 (UTC)

And I see someone's missing the goddamn point.

Either shut up and contribute your own letter or get lost.

[ sticks her tongue out ]

You can't kick me out. I'm free to be here and support Maki how I like.

I'm the big bad here. Of course I can kick you out.

Only if you can beat me.

So write your love letter and see if I can.

That sort of thing is supposed to be private.

[ she really does not want to do this ]

Then you forfeit and I win by default.

[ fuck that ]

Fine. I'll write a love letter, then.

[ Coming back and SHOVING A LETTER IN HIS FACE ]

There. Now you can't send me away. Like it or not, I'm a genuine contender.

[Reads it, smirk widening with every sentence.]

Her Majesty is also a suitor. I figured a good little paladin like you wouldn't have time for romance.

[ be glad C specifically requested no serious violence, Intensity.

ALSO WOW? HOW DARE? it's not a matter of being too busy it's being too oblivious!!!! ]

Perhaps if you stopped assuming to understand me at all you would stop being disappointed.

Who's making assumptions? I'm not disappointed at all.

You just said "I figured a good little paladin like you wouldn't have time for romance."

[ little does he know, her life is a travesty full of the stuff. she just. never sees it... ]

(no subject)

bluescreenwhitedragon - 2018-07-22 01:22 (UTC) - Expand

dragonheartedgirl - 2018-07-22 01:51 (UTC) - Expand

bluescreenwhitedragon - 2018-07-22 02:30 (UTC) - Expand

...You really don't need to help.

You're right. You've got this one all on your own, Maki.

[ she's just here to support you ]

[ or so she said like minutes ago but then Intensity was Intensity and NOW ]

Maki. May I please have some paper and a brush.

[ she has a future is now member to crush ]

... Of course.

[slides her paper across the table, smiling slightly]

[ OKAY so now she has... paper! and a brush pen. and ink. but.

oh, boy. writing a love... letter..... ]

How exactly... did you do this, Maki?

[ she loves b but NOT THAT WAY and also just the idea of writing something of this nature in general is kind of. embarrassing. how does one,,, ]

Ah... that is... I just sort of... exaggerated, and made things sound really dramatic. I tried not to think about it too hard...

[ She stares back down at the paper.

Dramatic... and exaggerated... but don't think about it too hard.... ]

Okay. I can do this!

[ Can she though? That's... not a confident face. She starts writing though. ]

Dearest B,

I knew, from the moment I first saw you, that you were someone special. Your patience and your willingness to see the best in others were truly charming. Since then, we've become much closer, but it's not enough for me. When I think about you

[ she pauses. what sort of feeling would you feel if you were in love with someone...? ... Maybe something like-- ]

my heart pounds and I feel like I can do anything.

I hate that we are being kept apart like this, by all these stupid chairs. I long to be able to hold you in my arms again. I promise, not only will my words reach you, but so will I. Please wait for me.

Faithfully,
Anonymous

... There! Do you think that's good enough?

...

[smiling a little]

Yes, that seems good.

Good, thank you.

[ GONNA GO SHOVE THIS LETTER IN INTENSITY'S STUPID FACE NOW ]