COMING TO YOU LIVE

[neigh_sayer]

Who: E V E R Y O N E
When: Noon, Day 15
What: IT'S BATTLE ROYALE!!!!! ....................IN A WAY

[after folks return back to their dorms from their grafitti adventures, every team will have an invite/poster that has been slide under their door. "MEET IN THE BIG PARK AT NOON IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME ♥" It is decorated with copious amounts of glitter. And if that's not weird enough, for some reason, a loooooot of chairs and tables from the lobby are missing. Have they been dragged out. Weird.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT, because 5 minutes before Noon, C hits the live App. All he says is:.]

It's tiiiiime. Everybody who's somebody get the park ASAP! Only you can save him!

[before it cuts off.

And at the center of the park, is, well:

B is sitting atop a THROWN OF CHAIRS that are somehow not falling despite being stacked so high, and also surrounded by tables in a shoddy attempt at a barrier. he is also wearing this cute dress. There are also a bunch of crystals everywhere??? Did C chip them off from their dorm? Maybe who knows. MORE IMPORTANTLY, there's a bunch of other shit in boxes too: Foam pool toys of all kinds of shapes, snacks from C's snack horde, and....mustaches? Yes. C is just standing at the base of the table barrier cackling like mad and also setting off way too many smokebombs]

WELCOME ONE AND ALL! It's time for the greatest battle this city has ever seen! [POINTS UP AT B] The Beautiful B has been kidnapped! He awaits his prince and/or princess in not-so-shining armor! Because if no one can reach him in time, his hand will go to the evilly cunning, handsomely horrible. . .

[SMOKEBOMB: note the following picture may not be entirely accurate to the actual poster being presented:]

INTENSITY!!!

Who will save him?! There can only be one, so you'll have to fight among yourselves for the honor! Win with your skills, your wits, and. . .your Lives! I've got everything set up for you. Feel free to bring your own props, of course! And of course, I'll be offering helpful fortunes to lead you all to victory. Completely unbiased, of course.

Now go at it! Who is the most devoted, who will win the prize of the beautiful boy with the mischievous eyes?! .....................alternatively you'll get an entire meal for your team, on me.

Neeheehee, let the battle royale. . .BEGIN!!!

Oh also, if you're gonna compete, you gotta wear a mustache. That's how you know who to attack!

((OOC: this post is basically an excuse for a MASS LIVE for anyone who wants in! Tag around with each other, attack each other using both the props he's provided and your own, or do something else it's all cool. If anyone gets FOR REALS violent he will intervene with comedy.

AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE C will announce the winner of the battle royale tomorrow night!!! or thursday!! WHENEVER I REMEMBER. have at.))

Comments

[rollplayinghouse]

Definitely something more colorful than what actually happened.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's fine. I like my version better.

[rollplayinghouse]

Don't get too carried away.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm sure you'll reign me in if I do.

[rollplayinghouse]

Are you...? Between that and "ice princess," I am starting to wonder what kind of image you're building up of me. Do you have a lot of fantasies along those lines?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I thought I was trying to learn more about you, not the other way around.

[rollplayinghouse]

...I'm just trying to judge your progress, not learn what you're into.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then don't ask about my fantasies.

[rollplayinghouse]

[The fact that he avoided the question and did not just deny having dominatrix fantasies about her mildly concerns Maki]

Then don't say weird things about me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I have to be unconventional because you're so damn secretive.

[rollplayinghouse]

So what, you're trying to provoke me into revealing something?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Got it in one.

[rollplayinghouse]

If there's something in particular you want to know, you can try asking, you know.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That takes all the fun out of it for me. And I should be getting something of this.

[rollplayinghouse]

I thought you were getting the fun of successfully insulting me, once you actually manage that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Am I allowed no fun in between point A and point B?

[rollplayinghouse]

You'd have more incentive to actually get to point B and not get distracted by wherever else you're getting your fun.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So the Ice Princess prefers efficiency. I'll take note of that.

[rollplayinghouse]

She also prefers to be called by her name, which is Maki.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Everyone here is so fussy about names.

[rollplayinghouse]

Is that an invitation to come up with something descriptive to call you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're free to do whatever you like. Doesn't mean I'll answer to it.