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Who: W, Tea, various idols, and !A SPECIAL GUEST!
Where: Yoyogi Park
When: Day 492, morning

[ Out in an open part of Yoyogi Park, between a set of unassuming picnic tables, is a jungle gym.

Obviously there's something going on, because that wasn't there before and now the tables are set up with checkered tablecloths with various kinds of tea and fruit water, teacakes, biscuits, scones, and finger sandwiches. It'd seem like a fairly light affair except there's like also buckets of fried chicken and plates of sushi and yakitori and pudding wraps and also cup noodles and potato chips and pasta salad and various fruits???

The tables are laden enough with food there's not really room to sit at them - so bean bags have been provided for seating. There's also...volleyball? There's just some sandpits with volleyball nets set up. As one approaches there's a quiet background noise coming from nowhere in particular (or maybe everywhere at once), ethereal and beautiful despite the fact that it's just a bit difficult to actually make sense of.

One might assume this is a graduation, and they'd be right - there's a banner that announces who it's for put up on poles! But the second anyone actually shows up to read it and see who's graduating, the background noise is overtaken by SICK BEATS as a WCDONALDS® CLOWN CAR DOES A SICK JUMP OFF A FRESHLY DEPLOYED PORTABLE WCRAMP™ (now available for only 300 MONIES at a store near you!) STRAIGHT THROUGH IT, SHREDDING IT TO TINY LITTLE BITS. All screens near Yoyogi Park and in the hotel lobby focus on the area, and there's commentary now over the speakers now? Something about "OH MY GOD IT COULDN'T BE!"

The car lands on the other side of the picnic, and out of it comes none other than Lonard WcDonard, 20-30 invisible clowns, and one lawyer.

One of the commentators gasps - "It is! I can't believe this!"

She adjusts her glasses, looking lazily at a set of documents in one hand. Her other holds an Imeeji Productions branded microphone that she's speaking into. ]

Mr. Extra-Crispy Family Value Meal (henceforth "W") and Ms. UNITED ♡ HEARTS (henceforth "Tea"). I am Saffron Sativus, Talent Support Services, Ltd., and today I am representing one Lonard WcDonard™ (henceforth "WcDonard"), tortured prisoner/CEO of WcDonalds®. WcDonard claims that W and Tea are guilty of corporate espionage, fraud, abuse of the Employee of the Month system to generate unlimited MONIES, property destruction, aggravated assault, burglary, and quote unquote being more popular than me. As such, WcDonard is now taking action to acquire a remedy in the form of -

[ Lonard snatches the microphone from Saffron - ]

ENDLESS HONKS AND ENDLESS BONKS! W, I WARNED YOU TO NEVER LEAVE THAT HOTEL AGAIN! BUT HERE YOU ARE! CELEBRATING! WELL, GUESS WHAT, W? PARTY'S OVER! I'VE BROKEN OUT OF THAT QUARANTINE COTTAGE THESE PATHETIC IDOLS SHOVED ME IN, AND I'LL TAKE BACK MY MARKET SHARE FROM YOU.

HEAR THAT, LOYAL CUSTOMERS? TODAY I'M INTRODUCING NEW ITEM ON THE WCDONALD'S® VALUE MENU - THE EXTRA-CRISPY WCCHICKEN (NOW WITH REAL CHICKEN)!

VS. LONARD | The Actual Graduation

Who: the summoned
Where: Game Tower
When: Day 470

[ Whether you survived the mansion or not, you're teleported out of the area and back to the Game Tower. The door is unlocked for those who can leave, to leave. ]

RESULTS | WINNERS & HEALING | MAIN GAME POST

Who: You!
Where: Here!
When: Day 456

[ The game tower is dark.

But there's a flame in the center of the room. It pulses along with your heartbeat, steadily growing brighter and brighter and brighter. As it becomes blinding, there's the clamour of the townspeople, the sound of clashing steel, the roar of the foundry - ]

RULES | ROOMS | WINNERS | EFFECTS | ENDGAME

Who: tender bars and bar tendeds
Where: Game Tower & around
When: Day 451, afternoon

[ The bar doors unlocked (did you notice they were locked at all?) and everyone is allowed to leave the Game Tower. If they're inebriated, they'll still be drunk, but at least there's a water cooler available for people to get their hydration in before the alcohol toxicity sets in.

All game effects—empathy bonds and truth effects—are no longer active. Moreover, there's an array of drinks available for people to drink if they like. . . beware, though! Those might be a bit—well.

Anyway, besides the optional drinks, there aren't any post-game effects or anything to contend with. Except for, yanno, the mortification of having to share so much with unitmates. Or maybe the great bonds and friendships developed! Isn't that great? ]

GAME POST | WINNERS | DRINKS & EFFECTS

Who: Hm
Where: Well
When: Day 430, night

[ Suddenly, there's a broadcast on every phone and TV. It's a familiar face—Intensity! Isn't it late over there? ]

Attention, duelists and idols of the production!

I see it's been a busy holiday season for you all. Hopefully you're only just a little grey around the edges. I bet you all wish that your biggest problem was bickering over whose over-the-top drunken mistletoe kiss was worthy of audience choice. Heh.

But let's cut straight to the main event.

You might have noticed that our would-be up-and-coming god-wannabe and furby-obsessed Thing #1 has been exhibiting peculiar behavior lately.

[ Cue one slightly awkward pause ]

Well. More than usual peculiar behavior. I'm here to inform you that he was the Mastermind behind a group of idols trying to interfere with the production.

As a result, the idols formerly known as Angel QW5nZWw=, Shogun, and V4MP☆0V3RL0RD –

[ He noticeably does not pronounce the ☆ correct ]

— were all transferred from the production in violation of standard operating procedures. Rest assured that these assets are being hunted down as we speak and will be returned to the production with haste.

In addition, the Vengeance demons formerly known as Leviathan of SensitIV! and Hiryuu of Heart Soldier Senshi took that same opportunity to run off into the sunset, betraying their promise to the Prince of Vengeance for whatever it is justice lovers do in their retirement.

Why am I telling you this so freely? Well, consider all of these little oversights rectified as of this moment. You don't talk about a bug until you've patched a fix after all.

So that's what I'm here to tell you about. The fix.

Effective immediately, Thing #1 is being placed under house arrest. Don't try to remove that ankle bracelet, C. It won't end well for you. And no more mascot revivals or other WcDonalds power for you, AlcheME! That was creepy as fuck yet incredibly on brand at the same time.

As for our missing demons, well, you should really know better than to betray the domain of Vengeance. Wahahahahaha! What were you expecting? I hope you're watching Leviathan and Hiryuu. If you aren't around to give us answers, well we'll just have to see if your units were in collusion with you.

[ The video smashcuts to sensitIV and Heart Soldier Senshi, who may be in various states of waking up right now. Notably, some of them look injured, or maybe like . . . shocked. Like they were electrocuted shocked. ]

Now now, we all believe in innocence until proven guilty. So if they truly had nothing to do with this, then they only have to suffer some minor discomfort this New Years. But if they were involved, well—

Vengeance is a dish best served cold.

And may this be a reminder to you all of exactly who you are dealing with. Don't fuck with this game unless you're ready to ante all in.

Intensity out.

[ The feed shuts off. sensitIV, Heart Soldier Senshi, and C all can be found in various places: C is just outside the hotel, while Heart Soldier Senshi and sensitIV are in Shinjuku Gyoen park. Members of HSS are on the ground, while everyone in sensitIV is in a busted ambulance.

C will find himself completely. . . normal! Maybe it feels like there's a little weight on him. Though, that's probably just the anklet? He doesn't feel any of that power anymore. . . sad.

Some members of Heart Soldier Senshi and sensitIV will find new pieces of jewelry on them. Strange? Stranger still is what happens when someone attempts to remove them. . . ]