[personal profile] idolpro
Who: All Heaven Graduates and Idols!
Where: Tokyo-F and Heaven
When: Dawn of the Final Day

Rise! And shine! And holy fuck what the shit is that.

Rising tall above the skyline of the city is a massive translucent tree, which seemingly has sprouted from the deadzone crater and is bathed in light leading straight up to…Heaven? The hotel alarms are blaring, and the maintenance fairies are for once actually present and visible - despite the fact that there's nothing broken.

They're fluttering about frantically, screaming in panic at each other while doing…whatever they're doing. You can catch snippets of their speech -

"What is that!" "What is happening?" "Where is Madame-Administrator?" "Seal off all exits!" "Prepare for separation!"

Heaven graduates, meanwhile, find that all of them are receiving a message on their phones:

Hey, wanna free your friends?

OBJECTIVES | START (CURRENT IDOLS + DROPPED IDOLS) | START (HEAVEN GRADUATES) | TURN-IN
[personal profile] idolpro
Who: W, Tea, various idols, and !A SPECIAL GUEST!
Where: Yoyogi Park
When: Day 492, morning

[ Out in an open part of Yoyogi Park, between a set of unassuming picnic tables, is a jungle gym.

Obviously there's something going on, because that wasn't there before and now the tables are set up with checkered tablecloths with various kinds of tea and fruit water, teacakes, biscuits, scones, and finger sandwiches. It'd seem like a fairly light affair except there's like also buckets of fried chicken and plates of sushi and yakitori and pudding wraps and also cup noodles and potato chips and pasta salad and various fruits???

The tables are laden enough with food there's not really room to sit at them - so bean bags have been provided for seating. There's also...volleyball? There's just some sandpits with volleyball nets set up. As one approaches there's a quiet background noise coming from nowhere in particular (or maybe everywhere at once), ethereal and beautiful despite the fact that it's just a bit difficult to actually make sense of.

One might assume this is a graduation, and they'd be right - there's a banner that announces who it's for put up on poles! But the second anyone actually shows up to read it and see who's graduating, the background noise is overtaken by SICK BEATS as a WCDONALDS® CLOWN CAR DOES A SICK JUMP OFF A FRESHLY DEPLOYED PORTABLE WCRAMP™ (now available for only 300 MONIES at a store near you!) STRAIGHT THROUGH IT, SHREDDING IT TO TINY LITTLE BITS. All screens near Yoyogi Park and in the hotel lobby focus on the area, and there's commentary now over the speakers now? Something about "OH MY GOD IT COULDN'T BE!"

The car lands on the other side of the picnic, and out of it comes none other than Lonard WcDonard, 20-30 invisible clowns, and one lawyer.

One of the commentators gasps - "It is! I can't believe this!"

She adjusts her glasses, looking lazily at a set of documents in one hand. Her other holds an Imeeji Productions branded microphone that she's speaking into. ]

Mr. Extra-Crispy Family Value Meal (henceforth "W") and Ms. UNITED ♡ HEARTS (henceforth "Tea"). I am Saffron Sativus, Talent Support Services, Ltd., and today I am representing one Lonard WcDonard™ (henceforth "WcDonard"), tortured prisoner/CEO of WcDonalds®. WcDonard claims that W and Tea are guilty of corporate espionage, fraud, abuse of the Employee of the Month system to generate unlimited MONIES, property destruction, aggravated assault, burglary, and quote unquote being more popular than me. As such, WcDonard is now taking action to acquire a remedy in the form of -

[ Lonard snatches the microphone from Saffron - ]

ENDLESS HONKS AND ENDLESS BONKS! W, I WARNED YOU TO NEVER LEAVE THAT HOTEL AGAIN! BUT HERE YOU ARE! CELEBRATING! WELL, GUESS WHAT, W? PARTY'S OVER! I'VE BROKEN OUT OF THAT QUARANTINE COTTAGE THESE PATHETIC IDOLS SHOVED ME IN, AND I'LL TAKE BACK MY MARKET SHARE FROM YOU.

HEAR THAT, LOYAL CUSTOMERS? TODAY I'M INTRODUCING NEW ITEM ON THE WCDONALD'S® VALUE MENU - THE EXTRA-CRISPY WCCHICKEN (NOW WITH REAL CHICKEN)!


VS. LONARD | The Actual Graduation
[personal profile] wotanon
Who: Alch
Where: Alchdorm
When: Day 490, post-game

[Some wizards tried to go full scorched earth and a certain bird may have some things to say, what a day]
thepriceiswrong: 1 Corinthians 10:13 (god is faithful)
[personal profile] thepriceiswrong
Who: Found Idols
Where: a... a field? in Honmachi Sakura Park
When: Day 490, Later

[ if you forgot who you were: you remember now!
you might not want to, though. anyway, there's a woman here, dressed in slightly retro Japanese dress. she might look familiar to some of you. it seems like she's here in person, and she's also talking on a phone— ]

—haven't had time to prep—hang on.

[ pause ]

No, I can, but you can imagine—I have to go. They're awake, and I should. Congratulate them.

[ she hangs up her call, and then looks up? ]

Welcome back. You've passed your test. You have... struggled much, and therefore—

[ she kind of like, squints at everyone real quick and appears to make a decision. ]

You're all winners. Congratulations. Please make sure to rest. Unfortunately I must be going now so no further questions goodbye—

[ and then she's gone. bye ]
[personal profile] wotanon
Who: Witches & Friends
Where: Alchdorm
When: Day 486, post-game

[Exciting day, huh!]
paradiseunboxed: (gravekeeping reaper /)
[personal profile] paradiseunboxed
Who: Honey + you
Where: hotel lobby
When: Day 484, afternoon

[The Live camera turns on to show Honey sitting behind a table, neatly dressed in a black and navy school uniform with his long white hair hanging loose around his shoulders. The table itself holds a stack of paper, some pencils, a box to hold survey responses, and a tall stack of books.]

...This is a Live.

...I've created a short survey; I wanted to try out this system of gaining points, as well as to test this method of gathering answers to some questions that have come up since I've arrived.

...Um... It feels a little as if I've forgotten something...but I'm not sure what else I should say.

......

...Thank you for your time.

[With that, Honey takes a seat behind the table and opens up one of the books from the tall stack on the table. The little stack of blank survey papers holds the following questions:

1. What is your favorite color?
2. What makes something 'cool' or 'uncool'?
3. What is the best filling for a sandwich?
4. What does the concept of 'team' mean to you?
5. What question would you ask if you were to create a survey?

Submit survey responses here! Or ask Honey questions about his questions. I'm not the boss of you.]
darkroastbean: (pic#15355970)
[personal profile] darkroastbean
Who: AlcheMe
Where: AlcheMe Dorms
When: Evening 483

[HEY ALC HOW YALL DOIN]

fanmail!

Jul. 5th, 2022 03:09 pm
[personal profile] idolpro
Who: you!
Where: hotel lobby & various parts of the city
When: day 481

[ As usual, the hotel lobby is packed with boxes! . . . Or maybe that's not the usual for you. Come to think of it, what's even going on here, anyway?

For those who might have slightly less context of what's going on and aren't in their respective dorms, they'll find a delivery service very kindly delivering their packages to them in the form of the imeeji delivery service—in other words, a herd of black cats or other animals just rushing up to them with packages on top which helpfully have their faces plastered on the lid in case anyone
is confused that the package is for them . . . actually, that might look a little intimidating, huh.

Additionally, there are repeats of various fanmails in these packages too, though only select ones. Idols will also find pictures and screenshots of various scenes involving themselves in Games, though of course, without any context of what's going on there . . . well, that's just weird, right? Hey, what's with all the school uniforms? The potatoes?? The beans??? The . . . the . . . mmmmmurder????????

Uh.

Hm!!!

Well in any case, happy fanmail! ]

[ Please make sure to make a SFW toplevel and then respond to your toplevel with your NSFW reaction prompts! Here's an example of what that looks like! ]

game.exe

Jun. 25th, 2022 10:17 am
[personal profile] idolpro
Who: Humans & Non-humans!
Where: Game Tower
When: Day 478, noon-afternoon

[ it's Game time! You're summoned to the Game Tower, passing by rows and rows of . . . mannequins in giant glass tubes . . . ? This is a little creepy actually. ]

RULES | ROOMS | WINNERS | ENDGAME NOTES | BRING YOUR OWN ENDGAME TOPLEVELS
[personal profile] failedsafe
Who: All of you lovely idols
Where: Lobby
When: Day 477

[It is another day in Imeeji! Fancy yourself a stroll, a picnic or maybe it's time to take memories.]
chasseurdebeaute: (✦ fanart_85682779_p1_B)
[personal profile] chasseurdebeaute
Who: Everyone
Where: Hotel Lobby!
When: Day 476, mid-morning

Bonjour, mes amies!

And bonjour to this uncanny and bewitched world, vast and quiet, yet filled to the brim with curious and marvelous things. And even more, there are curious and marvelous people here as well! New as I am, every one of you is currently a mystery to me. Can you imagine a prospect more thrilling than that? What sort of person are you, what are your manners and habits, what stirs you to action? I have countless questions and each answer lies in one of you, to be offered or teased out.

So come with your salutations and the stories you'd like to tell, not just for me but for anyone seeking to connect with others. Let each who answers reveal their most sparkling selves!

[Yes, that last bit was a Common Law. No, he won't be more specific than that. Anyone who enters the area may feel the need to strike a pose and start emitting shojo bubbles and sparkles--is it metaphorical? Is it literal?? Or maybe you're struck with the urge to reveal something else about you that 'sparkles' the most, a talent? actual glitter? maybe just good manners? The definition is open to interpretation. But also, it's the law ✨]

((Here's the html for sparkle text:

Or a sparklepic editor for especially sparkly people. Feel free to go wild in this post and tag each other with sparkle nonsense! I will be tagging top-levels as well!))
artlover: (In nature dead trees are just as normal)
[personal profile] artlover
Who: AlcheME!
Where: AlcheME! Dorm
When: Day 474

[ there is a tall man with long braids chilling in the pillow moat, scrolling through his phone. ]
lovestained: (all the misery inside)
[personal profile] lovestained
Who: All Idol!
Where: All Place!
When: Day 473

[ It's time! For...something!

All of the screens in the city go to static before showing a city-wide broadcast, featuring the Red Sea Witch standing outside the Game Tower to announce the start of a new game. In front of her is a stamp booth, and once the camera is on her she does a little twirl ending in a curtsy. ]

Little☆Red, Hell's Red Sea Witch, here! Hello, everyone! ☆

Everything's changed so much since the last time I was here, ehehe! I even missed Generation 4 entirely...! I'd love to play around with all the new faces here, but really my heart just hasn't been into it since I learned the son of G☆d and my dear little Angel and all of their friends got loose! So you'll just have to settle for something a little less bloody for the Generation 5 inaugural show! It's been long enough since the last time we did this, so you'll get to see these idols suffer a new kind of pain! ☆

[ and then, with more venom in her voice: ]

After all, isn't being young and stupid again the worst possible torture? Gyahaha! ☆

...

Anyway, today's a day to celebrate, hehehe! In order to kick off the new season, we're going to be taking a tour of Tokyo-F! That is to say - you wonderful devoted fans and our beloved idols will be taking a tour! Those of you who have been watching for awhile will remember this one, but for those who don't: the goal of this game is to complete a stamp rally! To see the city and see old locations and meet old friends through a set of fresh eyes! Hehehe...hopefully you'll meet new friends, too! Oh, but what am I talking about when I talk about perspectives? Well, let me demonstrate!

[ The Red Sea Witch grabs a card off the Game Tower stamp station - which takes a bit due to the tiptoeing she has to do to actually reach the top - and stamps her card. For a moment, nothing happens and then…her clothes poof blue, more sailor-y and less eye-covered, her eyes turn bluish-grey, and she even becomes smaller! ...By literally exactly 1 cm. Her smile is maybe a little more strained than usual. ]

So! There you go! And remember, this isn't the only thing that happens! There's plenty of fun new perspectives on life out there to gain! Even if some of them are old ones. And who knows, maybe a few idols won't have anything happen to them at all! Imagine having to take care of this group of kids, gyahaha ☆

So, with that all said, let's start off Generation 5 with a ☆!

RULES AND QUESTIONS | TALK TO RED | TURN-IN (due Wednesday, June 15th @ 11:59 PM PST) | WINNERS + ENDGAME
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[personal profile] darkroastbean
Who: Alch + Visitors
Where: Dorms!!
When: Post Game, afternoon 470

[local normal man missed game, prepared lunch for everyone instead!! There's fruits and salads and sandwiches, nothing fancy but filling!! And coffee and drinks of course]

Welcome back--did I miss anything big?
alchemechanical: (I am batting with life.)
[personal profile] alchemechanical
Who: Causality, F, and the Brave
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 468, Evening

[ Good evening, Imeeji! The sun has set, dinner has been had, and it's time to settle in for bed. But perhaps you'd like a quick drink before bed? To take to bed with you? Never fear, a pair of bunny-eared men are here to help. F and Causality have set up a table with three sets of drinks spread out in front of them and F gives a flourishing bow to start. ]

Ufufu, would you care to partake in our experiment? It's quite simple, you need only pick a drink to drink.

The first set, you have a one in two chance of drinking a refreshing fruit smoothie.

The second set, you have a one in three chance of drinking a smooth and rich coffee.

The last set, you have a one in four of drinking the finest alcoholic cocktail we were able to create.

We simply wish to see which set people would like to drink.

[ Causality smiles faintly as he holds up his phone. ]

Needless to say, I'll be recording the results of this experiment as well. Please help yourself to something to drink.

(( FiN/AlcheME experiment + prank live! Where's the prank? Lose the gamble to find out :) ))
[personal profile] heavyliesthecrown
Who: LOTS of idols.
Where: MALL CRAWL at the department store.
When: Day 466 (forward dated…??? What is tiem)

[ To any who have been to the mall, they shall recognize the familiar backdrop of the food court. Tsukasa is there, standing at the table, surrounded by more than a dozen other idols! It’s a party! No! But it’s just as fun- ]

Good day, fellow idols of Tokyo-F. ☆

I believe it has been some time since we all congregated together to appreciate one another’s company while sharing a pleasant day with an excursion out to the mall! And so I shall rectify that now.

Whether you simply wish to enjoy the company of your fellow comrades, savor a meal at the food court with yours truly, or splurge a little by shopping, there should be something for everyone. And with each unit represented here today, buying an outfit off unit from another will never be easier. ♪

Consider it a reward to yourself. We all deserve something a little nice every once and a while. And, with a twelve unit live, just showing up practically pays for your new wardrobe yourself.

I do hope you will join us for a bit of fun, and I look forward to seeing you here. ♪

((OOC: 2750 points for hosts, 2150 points for everyone else I THINK. Theme bonus is included in everything. ))
[personal profile] wotanon
Who: AlcheME! Maybe guests?!
Where: AlcheME! dorms
When: 465? I think we're on 465???

Newbie time newbie time
[personal profile] wotanon
Who: You!
Where: Anywhere!
When: Day 463

What are you up to during this rare respite?

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