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Who: Hm
Where: Well
When: Day 430, night
[ Suddenly, there's a broadcast on every phone and TV. It's a familiar face—Intensity! Isn't it late over there? ]
Attention, duelists and idols of the production!
I see it's been a busy holiday season for you all. Hopefully you're only just a little grey around the edges. I bet you all wish that your biggest problem was bickering over whose over-the-top drunken mistletoe kiss was worthy of audience choice. Heh.
But let's cut straight to the main event.
You might have noticed that our would-be up-and-coming god-wannabe and furby-obsessed Thing #1 has been exhibiting peculiar behavior lately.
[ Cue one slightly awkward pause ]
Well. More than usual peculiar behavior. I'm here to inform you that he was the Mastermind behind a group of idols trying to interfere with the production.
As a result, the idols formerly known as Angel QW5nZWw=, Shogun, and V4MP☆0V3RL0RD –
[ He noticeably does not pronounce the ☆ correct ]
— were all transferred from the production in violation of standard operating procedures. Rest assured that these assets are being hunted down as we speak and will be returned to the production with haste.
In addition, the Vengeance demons formerly known as Leviathan of SensitIV! and Hiryuu of Heart Soldier Senshi took that same opportunity to run off into the sunset, betraying their promise to the Prince of Vengeance for whatever it is justice lovers do in their retirement.
Why am I telling you this so freely? Well, consider all of these little oversights rectified as of this moment. You don't talk about a bug until you've patched a fix after all.
So that's what I'm here to tell you about. The fix.
Effective immediately, Thing #1 is being placed under house arrest. Don't try to remove that ankle bracelet, C. It won't end well for you. And no more mascot revivals or other WcDonalds power for you, AlcheME! That was creepy as fuck yet incredibly on brand at the same time.
As for our missing demons, well, you should really know better than to betray the domain of Vengeance. Wahahahahaha! What were you expecting? I hope you're watching Leviathan and Hiryuu. If you aren't around to give us answers, well we'll just have to see if your units were in collusion with you.
[ The video smashcuts to sensitIV and Heart Soldier Senshi, who may be in various states of waking up right now. Notably, some of them look injured, or maybe like . . . shocked. Like they were electrocuted shocked. ]
Now now, we all believe in innocence until proven guilty. So if they truly had nothing to do with this, then they only have to suffer some minor discomfort this New Years. But if they were involved, well—
Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
And may this be a reminder to you all of exactly who you are dealing with. Don't fuck with this game unless you're ready to ante all in.
Intensity out.
[ The feed shuts off. sensitIV, Heart Soldier Senshi, and C all can be found in various places: C is just outside the hotel, while Heart Soldier Senshi and sensitIV are in Shinjuku Gyoen park. Members of HSS are on the ground, while everyone in sensitIV is in a busted ambulance.
C will find himself completely. . . normal! Maybe it feels like there's a little weight on him. Though, that's probably just the anklet? He doesn't feel any of that power anymore. . . sad.
Some members of Heart Soldier Senshi and sensitIV will find new pieces of jewelry on them. Strange? Stranger still is what happens when someone attempts to remove them. . . ]
Where: Well
When: Day 430, night
[ Suddenly, there's a broadcast on every phone and TV. It's a familiar face—Intensity! Isn't it late over there? ]
Attention, duelists and idols of the production!
I see it's been a busy holiday season for you all. Hopefully you're only just a little grey around the edges. I bet you all wish that your biggest problem was bickering over whose over-the-top drunken mistletoe kiss was worthy of audience choice. Heh.
But let's cut straight to the main event.
You might have noticed that our would-be up-and-coming god-wannabe and furby-obsessed Thing #1 has been exhibiting peculiar behavior lately.
[ Cue one slightly awkward pause ]
Well. More than usual peculiar behavior. I'm here to inform you that he was the Mastermind behind a group of idols trying to interfere with the production.
As a result, the idols formerly known as Angel QW5nZWw=, Shogun, and V4MP☆0V3RL0RD –
[ He noticeably does not pronounce the ☆ correct ]
— were all transferred from the production in violation of standard operating procedures. Rest assured that these assets are being hunted down as we speak and will be returned to the production with haste.
In addition, the Vengeance demons formerly known as Leviathan of SensitIV! and Hiryuu of Heart Soldier Senshi took that same opportunity to run off into the sunset, betraying their promise to the Prince of Vengeance for whatever it is justice lovers do in their retirement.
Why am I telling you this so freely? Well, consider all of these little oversights rectified as of this moment. You don't talk about a bug until you've patched a fix after all.
So that's what I'm here to tell you about. The fix.
Effective immediately, Thing #1 is being placed under house arrest. Don't try to remove that ankle bracelet, C. It won't end well for you. And no more mascot revivals or other WcDonalds power for you, AlcheME! That was creepy as fuck yet incredibly on brand at the same time.
As for our missing demons, well, you should really know better than to betray the domain of Vengeance. Wahahahahaha! What were you expecting? I hope you're watching Leviathan and Hiryuu. If you aren't around to give us answers, well we'll just have to see if your units were in collusion with you.
[ The video smashcuts to sensitIV and Heart Soldier Senshi, who may be in various states of waking up right now. Notably, some of them look injured, or maybe like . . . shocked. Like they were electrocuted shocked. ]
Now now, we all believe in innocence until proven guilty. So if they truly had nothing to do with this, then they only have to suffer some minor discomfort this New Years. But if they were involved, well—
Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
And may this be a reminder to you all of exactly who you are dealing with. Don't fuck with this game unless you're ready to ante all in.
Intensity out.
[ The feed shuts off. sensitIV, Heart Soldier Senshi, and C all can be found in various places: C is just outside the hotel, while Heart Soldier Senshi and sensitIV are in Shinjuku Gyoen park. Members of HSS are on the ground, while everyone in sensitIV is in a busted ambulance.
C will find himself completely. . . normal! Maybe it feels like there's a little weight on him. Though, that's probably just the anklet? He doesn't feel any of that power anymore. . . sad.
Some members of Heart Soldier Senshi and sensitIV will find new pieces of jewelry on them. Strange? Stranger still is what happens when someone attempts to remove them. . . ]